Hazbin Hotel Groupchat

crushing candy

Alastor: does anyone here have knowledge on the application with the name, 'Candy Crush'?

Rosie: omg I love that game!!

Charlie: Same it's so fun!!! :D

Alastor: Game???

Angel: uh, yeah? What did you think it was?

Alastor: I thought it was some form of drug delivery service that you had installed on my cellular device
That, or a way to crush your opponents with tons of the sugar-filled treats which people call 'candy'

Lucifer: just call it a phone not a CeLLuLaR dEvIcE Jesus christ

Charlie: Dad calm down!
And Alastor... just.... no.... 😨

Rosie: Alastor hun, you have a lot to learn

Angel: I do wish candy crush was a drug delivery service I need some rn
Work man

Charlie: Angel no!!! That's bad 😨 😔

Vaggie: Charlie, I love you, but please stop using emojis in like every sentence

Charlie: but why?!?!? There so fun to use!!!! 😁 🤣

Alastor: what is an emoji?

Rosie: a little face people use to convey their emotions because people these days can't use words

Cherri: accurate

Alastor: ahh, I get it now!
I really need some lessons on how to effectively use my cellular device

Lucifer: im gonna go feral
IT. IS. CALLED. A. PHONE.

Alastor: cellular device

Lucifer: Shut your fuck up ITS CALLED A PHONE

Alastor: excuse me? I don't have a 'fuck'

Carmilla: this is why voxtech needs better autocorrect
I tried to tell him but then he called me a slur

Rosie: I would sic my cannibals on him but I don't think tv would taste very good

Angel: I bet Al would know 😏

Alastor muted TheOfficialAngelDust for 4 hours
Reason: bring that up again and I'll rip your chest fluff out and make a coat out of it.

Charlie: calm down Alastor!
Also how did you do that?

Rosie: I taught him :)

Vaggie: oh god

Alastor: ooooo there's a 'nickname change' feature!
Seems interesting...

IttyBittyKingy: don't you fucking dare
I swear my fuck to God
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

Cherri: Angel told me to say 'FUCKING HELP MEEEEEBAHHAHAHAHAHAHH'
I agree with his statement

Charlie: guys let's not be mean :(
Alastor, please do not change people's names without their consent

Alastor: fine

KingOfHell94 added VoxTheBox

Lucifer: @VoxTheBox FIX YOUR FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

Vox: dude what the hell
Oh great it's you fucks
BTW Angel Val wants you

Angel: oh great I'm already exhausted from that much sex

Vox: not like that
Anyways our autocorrect is fine, and GO FUCK YOURSELF ALASTOR
BYE CUNTS

VoxTheBox has left the groupchat

Alastor: as Rosie says, 'haters gonna hate'
I am so glad my cellular device isn't managed by his wretched company

Cherri: HELPPPP NO FUCKIN WAYYYY

Angel: ALASTOR SAYONG HATERS GONNA HATE PISSING AND SHITTING

Alastor: we do not need to know of your bowel details Angel

Angel: its... nevermind

Charlie: yeah Angel go to the bathroom

Angel: IT WASNT LITERAL

Alastor: does anyone here know what a 'Chai' is?

Vaggie: Alastor how the fuck did you find that?

Angel: 💀

Alastor: it got recommended by my cellular device and I wanted to check it out
Will it help me defeat my enemies?

Cherri: it'll help you get off

Alastor: excuse me?
What does that statement mean?

Charlie: ALASTOR DELETE CHAI

Alastor: okay, okay, I'll do as you say just calm down
What does it even do?

Lucifer: sex bots

Alastor: what the fuck

Cherri: Alastor having Chai is wild

Charlie: Dad how do you know what Chai does?

Angel: WOAH

Lucifer: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS

Carmilla: I am concerned

Zestial: I as well

Carmilla: you're watching this too?

Zestial: yes, unfortunately

Angel: who wants to play a game I'm bored as fuck

Vaggie: Next chapter this is already like 600 words

Charlie: Vaggie what are you talking about 🤨

Vaggie: uh