Hazbin Hotel Groupchat

Tweeter

Charlie: Hey guys I just got a new twitter! Do you guys wanna follow me?

Vaggie: Charlie... why twitter

Charlie: It seems fun!

Vaggie: Just don't get addicted

Cherri: i can follow i barely use it tho

Lucifer: I would CharChar, but i don't have an account

Angel: Yes you do

Lucifer: SHUSH

Angel: I can follow you, you just may not wanna look at my profile...

Alastor: what in hell is a twitter?

Angel: people ranting about politics, art, drama, and porn

Alastor: ah, so something i wouldn't want to get involved in

Zestial: Isn't it called X now?

Angel: Fuck X it's fucking twitter
X sounds like a gay porn app for men
which is basically is, but still

Cherri: HELP SO REAL

Charlie: now i kinda want to delete it...
Also dad do you or do you not have twitter?

Lucifer: I don't

Angel: Liar liar pants on fire

Lucifer: THAT ONES OLD
it's from like 2017 or something
and i have like 20 posts or something

Angel: and all of them are ducks or shit about Lillith
and like 2 baby pictures of Charlie

Husk: What is with you and ducks?

Lucifer: they're cute okay???

Rosie: duck meat tastes like shit 
Human meat is better :D

Alastor: agreed

Carmilla: this place is weird

Nifty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CarmillaCarmine Has Gone Offline

Nifty: I WANT MY ALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Alastor: Nifty dear, we've gone over this
You with Alice is too dangerous

Husk: did you take it away again?

Alastor: After a while yes

Nifty: >:(

Husk: Don't >:( you know how you get when you see... him

Nifty: RABBIT!??!?!?!?!?!?!
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
There is not enough fanart of him in twitter IM GONNA GO FERAL RARARARARARARA

Cherri: Some of the fanart on there is cursed

Charlie: like what?

Angel: people ship me with the strawberry pimp

Alastor: what does ship mean?

Rosie: It means they think you're in love with the spider

Alastor: ew

Cherri: you think that's ew you should see the people who ship Rosie and Carmilla or Lucifer and Adam

Lucifer: what the actual fuck

Carmilla: um
no.

Rosie: agreed, no.

Angel: The funniest ones to me are that one heaven guy and tall creepy
or tall creepy and short king

Charlie: WHAT

Vaggie: see Charlie? This is why twitter is dangerous

Alastor: where do these people reside? because i am going to smite them. 

Lucifer: This is why i deleted twitter what the actual fuck

Angel: the fanart is worse trust me...

Vaggie: why are you looking?

Angel: i got bored

Cherri: he made me look too
we giggled
a lot

Alastor: I bet Vox was behind this

Angel: nah people are js delulu

Alastor: i am going to stomp on his tv screen head until every centimeter of glass is smaller than a piece of sand

Charlie: can we please not threaten violence here?

Alastor: Oh Charlie, it's not a threat
it's a promise. 

Alastor Has Gone Offline

Charlie: I'm gonna go make sure he doesn't destroy pentagram city

CharCharMorningstar Has Gone Offline

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not hating on y'all if you ship any of the ships mentioned (I'm a sucker for radioapple myself teehee giggle giggle fart fart toe lick toe lick i mean wha) just a little funni goofito silito yeet