Burt Ward: [warning Brer Bear] I'm really good at this game. I was on the fourth grade team. Our motto was 'throw it in the hole or get thrown in the hole'.
Brer Bear: My motto is 'if no one smelled it, no one dealt it.'
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Jeremy Clyde: No!
Brer Fox: Yes! That calls for 963 pounds. Looks like Brer Jeremy owes me twelves hundred bucks!
[Jeremy hands him cash]
Jeremy Clyde: Your turn, Brer Rabbit.
Brer Rabbit: Too rich for my blood.
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Patty Duke: Wow! I knew Jeremy had good taste in shoes, but I never knew he had shoes that taste great.
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Chad Stuart: You're not alone; there are lots of critters here who haven't broken a record.
Brer Bear: Nuh-uh! Everyone's got a plaque. Even you. Look. Longest marriage in the mountain.
Chad Stuart: Who keeps putting that back up there?
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Chad Stuart: Come now, Brer Bear. You just haven't found your thing yet.
Brer Bear: I thought gravy breath was my thing.
Chad Stuart: That's not a thing. It's a condition.
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Burt Ward: There are two things I don't do. Lose and talk to Adam West about my wife.
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Patty Duke: I'm sorry, Brer Fox, but it was Ross's first day of school. It took my a whole month just to learn my ABDs.
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Jeremy Clyde: Brers, I know having Ross has been rough, but it means so much to Patty. Don't you remember how sad she was when Hal died?
Brer Rabbit: Well Ross is making all of us sad! Yesterday, he tried to bury me next to his bone.
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Brer Fox: I never thought my first kiss would be with the Briar Patch.
Brer Rabbit: Oh please. I've seen you making out with your Lesley Gore poster.
