Best Jokes and Riddles

#62-Riddle part

Note: Sorry for not updating in a week as I was too lazy... >.< o.o

1: What is it that has hands but no feet?
Ans: A clock.

2: What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
Ans: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

3: Which musical instrument do you always carry with you?
Ans: Your ear drums.

4: What kind of an umbrella does a rich man carry on a rainy day?
Ans: A wet one.

5: What always follows a dog?
Ans: Its tail.