Best Jokes and Riddles

#68-Riddle part

1: Why are Egyptian children good children?
Ans: Because they respect their mummies.

2: What is the height of foolishness?
Ans: A man peeping through the keyhole of a glass door.

3: What is the difference between a hungry man and a greedy man?
Ans: One longs to eat and the other eats to long.

4: Why isn't anyone's nose 12 inches long?
Ans: Because then it would become a foot.

5: How does an octopus go to war?
Ans: Well-armed!

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