Best Jokes and Riddles

#52

And the answer to the previous riddle is the man came to town on a horse named Friday!!!

Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life?
Girl: Awww!! Yes!!
Boy: Good then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.
Note: I don't know if the number is accurate or not so intelligent people who know the correct distance don't blame me ;)

And the riddle
What do you call a teacher with earplugs on?
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Answer will be on next chapter.