Best Jokes and Riddles

#61-Jokes part

This chapter is dedicated to emilita for her support to this book.

1:
Teacher to a boy: Are you chewing gum?
Boy: No I'm Daniel...

2:
Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'sugar'
Anna: I ate sugar.
Harry: I drank coffee.
Teacher(surprised): Where is the sugar, Harry?
Harry: It was in the coffee, ma'am...

3:
Host: Would you like to have tea or lemon juice?
Guest: While the tea is being prepared, I would like to have lemon juice!!!

4:
Once there was a fight between me and a tiger.....
But I ran away...
Why????
Save the tiger...they are endangered species...
Otherwise you know me...;)

5:
Teacher: "Behind every successful man there is a woman". What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman...;)

So my dear friends how is this chapter?
Should I do more of this in the future?
Let me know:)