Best Jokes and Riddles

#66-Joke part

Hello friends. I am updating now as I have a little break from college and God it's heaven!!!
And thank you for 2.11 k reads. And thank you all for having patience and supporting me.

1:
Person1: I have a plan to make our cricket team better.
Person2: Can you tell me how?
Person1: You are retiring from our team.

2:
Teacher: Heidi stand up and tell me when was the second world war fought?
Heidi: Oh....er.... Ma'am, it was fought after the first world war.

3:
Grandson: Grandma, do your spectacles magnify things?
Grandmother: Yes, they do.
Grandson: Then would you take them off before you cut me a piece of cake?

4:
Harry: I'm so angry with you that I want to beat you into a jelly.
Edward: Which flavour?
( see what I did there???)

5:
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down like that?
Son: It is because I forgot to shake the bottle of medicine when I took it.

And I like the pic on side...