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Fred Weasley x reader Pick-up lines

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Gryffindors were always known by their bravery and how unpredictable they are.
The kings of the puns and jokes were two sly twins, George and Fred Weasley. They were the ultimate pranksters in Hogwarts. Everyone also knew that they were also a bit of heartbreakers. George did it for fun and pranks, but his other brother did it for something else. Correction: SOMEONE else. His biggest wish is to be noticed by-
"Ron, if you don't stop with that stupid narration, I will make you drink a shrinking potion while you sleep.", Fred said.
"But we have to face the problem! Okay so, why do you actually need help for?"
"To be noticed by her you brat! You did all the talk for nothing!"
"At least you admitted bro.", Ron chuckled. Fred slapped him on the back of his head.
"Why don't you try...pick-up lines?"
"Pick-up lines?", he asked.
"You know, lik e this one: Did you sit on sugar? 'Cus you got a sweet ass."
"My, Ron. Who taught you that?"
"George, he is the master of pick-up lines."
"Guess I should consult with him then."
~ Even later ~
Y/n L/n was sitting in the library, reading her favorite book. She never had too much friends, though she didn't mind.
"Um, hey Y/n?" She turned around, only to see a Weasley twin, the one that always secretly makes her laugh.
"Hello Fred.", she said and returned the look at her beloved book. Fred blinked in suprise and cought for attention. She looked at him when he spoke.
"Did you sit in sugar? 'Cus you got a sweet ass."
"Eh...?"
"Uh I-I mean... did you fart? Because you blew me up."
"Umm..."
"My love for you burns like a dying phoenix! Oh darnit. I am-" The h/c haired girl motioned for him to be quiet and follow her. She closed their book and went outside. Then she did something unexpectedly. She fell into deep laughter.
"I-I am sorry for that.", Fred looked down.
"S-sorry? You made me laugh so much!" Fred's eyes widened.
"Especially since you say George's pick-up lines! He says them to my friends all the time!"
"So, you are not mad at my failed confession?"
"Nope. I actually... planned to confess as well.", she said with flushed cheeks. Fred pulled her in a warm and gentle kiss they wanted to feel forever.

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