Lams and Mullette Head Cannons

Lams #3: Arguments/Scoldings

This section will probably be a little sad, but it'll be okay

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- John usually calls Alex by his nickname (Alex), but when he's mad, he calls him "Alexander"

- Alex gets anxious John will leave him after a fight

- John once threatened to leave Alex during a fight, but he immediately took it back and felt guilty after Alex got upset

- John is disciplinary, which Alex really needed when they first started dating

- When Alex is tired, he can get snappy which John doesn't take too well

- Alex has once told John to shut up while he was working, and he received a big scolding

- Alex only ever talks rude to John when he's tired

- John has slapped Alex before for being too rude, but he immediately apologized and never did it again (Alex didn't mind, he knew he was being rude. But it did hurt-)

- After an argument, Alex looks back and thinks how John looked cute while angry. But he definitely wasn't thinking that during the fight

- John once got so mad, he lunged at Alex and started to wrestle him, so Alex had to tightly hold him close as John was flailing around

- John once tried to sleep on the couch after an argument and Alex had to forcefully take him back upstairs

- If Alex was ever to really hurt John, he would leave immediately and never look back (out of sadness and guilt)

- Whenever Alex angrily cuddles John, he will run his fingers through Alex's hair and calm him down

- ^^ Alex "angry cuddles" after he is tired from work and John forced him to go to bed, or after an argument and he wants cuddles still

- ^^ Alex is that one thing where it's like:
"Why are they angry?"
"They just had an argument"
"Then why are they holding hands?"
"Because _ doesn't like arguing"

- When Alex is mad, he can be snappy and irritable, which John hates. Alex can also be sarcastic which makes John want to punch him

- John can be a little scared of Alex when he's angry, but he's certainly not afraid to stand up to him

- Alex can be very scared when John is angry for a few reasons, those being John is aggressive, loud, and Alex also gets anxious John will leave him (which he would never)

- Sometimes after an argument, Alex will go outside and chip wood with his pocketknife or sharpen a stick to calm down

- Sometimes John thinks Alex might hurt him when he's angry. But Alex would literally never lay a finger on John

- ^^ Alex has shoved John before but once he cooled down, he apologized to John and never did that again.

- The most Alex will do in a fight is get super close and yell really loud, but with someone other than John, he will probably get physical

- When John is mad, he'll get physical no matter who (he just goes easy on Alex) but Alex just has to hold him while he flails around

- ^^ John hits hard, so after John calmed down, Alex once said "Jeez, you're strong..." and John glared at him then it was like
        Alex: it's a compliment-
        John: I know, idiot.

- John took a sip of Alex's coffee and he acted as if John had drank the whole thing. Now, John can drink half the coffee and Alex won't say anything because he knows he'll just get sat right back down