Lams and Mullette Head Cannons

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- Drunk: Laf speaks mostly French, Herc gets very tired and basically falls asleep, Alex gets extra flirty (especially with John, but sometimes he'll go flirt with someone else for fun), John laughs at everything

-  Alex once got Laf water because he was drunk and Laf sniffed it suspiciously, refusing to drink it until Herc had to tell him to

- Laf is the gentle, kind friend. John is the friend who could kill you, Alex is the clown, and Herc is the one who is always annoyed

- Laf will randomly side eye people and everyone else will be like "what-"

- Alex calls Herc a leprechaun, which Herc is completely fine with (he also thinks it's kinda funny) and sometimes Herc calls Alex a leprechaun as well because of his red hair

- Alex: what are you guys doing later?
       Herc: hopefully-
        Laf: sleeping. We will be sleeping.
        John: W h a t.

- When Alex and John are openly flirting, Herc will gag and Laf will hit him on the arm

- Alex was a little worried about Laf and Herc's relationship with them being opposites. Herc being loud and outgoing and Laf being sweet and (mostly) quiet. He wasn't sure how Herc would treat Laf

- They're all besties, but Herc and Alex are, like, brothers

- Alex and Laf were in a relationship for a small time, but then Alex developed feelings for John, and Laf met Herc at a party (that Alex brought Herc to)

- Alex says John and Laf are both the same when they're angry: mean and destructive

- At the party that Herc and Laf met for the first time, Alex and John were drunk and tripping over things trying to dance, almost crashing into people

- Alex has told Laf about Herc before they met and Laf was already falling in love with the descriptions

- ^^ same thing with Herc, Alex basically got them together

- Alex and Herc have once shared a tent before, and there was stuff. everywhere. (They're both messy)

- John and Laf are actual BESTIES. They will literally tackle each other randomly and play fight while Herc and Alex stand there like "what-"

- Laf: I need to tell you something, but please don't laugh.
        John: I'm not Alex. I actually take things seriously when I should.

- Laf talked about Herc with John after the two met, and John listened and smiled as Laf called Herc all these names, like charming, cute, etc. (They're like middle school girls gossiping about boys)

- Laf and John have so many secrets they promised they wouldn't tell and they still keep them. They won't even tell their own lovers

- When Laf overslept, Alex would go into his tent and hit him with a pillow to wake him up

- Herc: how was your day, love?
        Laf: great, actually. How was your day?
        Herc: It was okay... I was helping John and Alex load cannons, but it took longer than it should've because Alex was flirting with John the whole time

- Alex walked into Laf and Herc kissing in their tent and Alex smirked and said "Dang, guys..." and Herc got up and pushed him out like the "big brother" he is

- Alex and Herc insult each other constantly (jokingly)

- When Laf got shot in the leg, John and Alex visited the Med tent everyday

- When Alex asks if the others want to see something and they say yes, John will be like "don't encourage him!"

- Laf: Well, it's obvious John loves you deeply
       Alex: yeah, but who doesn't love me?
Laf, Herc, and John go silent and stare at Alex
       Alex: guys?-

- Laf: do you always embarrass John?
        Alex: he loves it.
       John: mumbles no-
       Alex: he loves it.

- John: Sometimes Alex will randomly just grab my waist. Does Herc do that?
        Laf: All the time!
        John: what's up with that? They're so weird...
Laf: They're FREAKS.
John: DISGUSTING.
Laf: I HATE THEM.
        A&H: what-

- Once when Alex and John were arguing, Alex got close and personal (as usual) and Herc had to separate them. He took Alex away and talked to him while Laf comforted John

- Alex and Herc are golden retrievers

- they all hate seeing each other sad, they don't want to be the cause of their sadness

- Once, both couples tried having a play date thing with their youngest children, but it ended with yelling, toy stealing and hair pulling
      Alex: Can't we put them up for sale?
      Herc: I like that idea...
      J&L: No-

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