A lil goofy yk

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Grampa Tom👨🏼‍🦳🕺: steve
Tiny Stink🤏💩: tony
FHS🕶️: Clint
(Just to clear up any confusion)

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You pour a bag of MnMs into your mouth as Frank shouts "CHUG CHUG CHUG," at you.

Your other bestie for the restie, Rhea, is flipping through your latest sketchbook, looking at your art.

You look at the soup in your thermos and wonder how strippers make money, like doing they have a guitar case like buskers? Do people bet on them or something? Do they-

"Y/n! The bell rang!" Frank was snapping his fingers under your nose.

"Shit, okay, one sec," you toss the broccoli from your soup in the trash and pack up, joining your two besties and skipping out of the cafeteria with them.

In your next class, you pull out your phone, bored.

😘four blind meeses😘

You
*Violently twerks*

FHS 🕶️
*Twerks with you*

Tiny Stink🤏💩
NOO PLS WHY

Grandpa Tom👨🏼‍🦳🕺
What is twerking?

FHS 🕶️
Why is he like this 💀

You
Who even knows
He's a lil goofy yk

FHS 🕶️
Ye
Also help I'm in a boring meeting

You
Noooo poor bb 😔😞🫂❤️
But imagine having a job
Could never be me

FHS 🕶️
Suffering
Imagine not having a job

You
I'M A MINOR???

FHS 🕶️
Sucks to suck

Tiny Stink🤏💩
PAY ATTENTION

FHS 🕶️
I would never

Grandpa Tom👨🏼‍🦳🕺
I had to google what twerking was and now I'm scarred for life.

You
WAHAHAHA GOOD

FHS 🕶️
Wait aren't u supposes to be in school

You
Aren't u supposed to be in a meeting

FHS 🕶️
Touche

Tiny Stink🤏💩
PAY ATTENTION OR ILL SET N ON U

FHS🕶️
NO NOT HER I'LL PAY ATTENTION I'M SORRY

Tiny Stink🤏💩
😌

You
Add this scary woman to the chat 😡

Tiny Stink🤏💩
I can't bcuz SOMEONE has an android

Grandpa Tom👨🏼‍🦳🕺
I don't know anything about different kinds of phones!!

Tiny Stink🤏💩
Betrayal

You were doing Just Dance with Rhea in 7th period when the intercom screeched. "Code red, this is a real code red, do not panic, stay safe."

You turn off Just Dance and hide with Rhea under the teacher's desk, waiting for someone to punch through the glass on the door, or shoot a bullet into the wood.

In a few minutes, the intercom screeches again and th principal says "code green, code green, all clear." you and Rhea com out from under the desk and give up on just dance but just sit together in silence. Most of the class is silent.

What the absolute fuck was that?

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