"Look, look, look. Here it comes", some boy in the room called as they were all sat in the living room watching Tv.
Having been changed into something more 'reasonable', Matilda was now wearing a pair of Stus boxers and a large hoodie, one of his, as she sat cuddled up to him starting to doze off, Marlene sitting beside them.
As a jumpscare happened, lots of the guests screamed or jumped back making loads of movement, disturbing Matilda. Marlene however wasn't disturbed, just annoyed.
She had her fingers pressed hardly against the arch of her eyebrows as she started to get a headache, her mind being elsewhere...upstairs.
"The blood is all wrong! Why do they do that? It's too red!", another guy said as they all watched the screen.
"Wait, here comes another", Randy quietened them down. "Here, here..." The murder jumpscare happened making them all cheer and flinch back.
"Predictable, I knew he was gonna bite it", this guy now seemed to be a movie nerd like Randy was.
"How can you watch this shit over and over?", someone else asked the two, only getting hushed by Randy.
"Because he hasn't got a life", Marlene replied, still blankly staring at the TV in boredom.
"I wanna see breasts, I wanna see Jamie Lees breasts. When do we see Jamie Lees breasts?", Stu said to Randy, getting a flick on the head from a half asleep Matilda.
"Breasts?", Randy asked like he'd never heard the word before. "Not until Trading places in '83. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits till she went legit", he rhymed.
"Could afford a decent pair", a girl spoke up in disgust with how the guys were talking.
"What'd you say?", Randy snapped his neck in her direction. "That's why she always outsmarted the killer in the big chase scene at the end. Only virgins can do that. Don't you know the rules?"
"What rules?", Stu leant on his hand.
"You don't...", Randy seemed appalled that he'd ever called Stu a friend.
Picking up the remote he paused the movie as he stood up. "Jesus Christ. You don't know the rules?", he got in front of the tv.
"Have an aneurysm, why don't ya?", Stu spoke as he moved himself a bit, having to move a now asleep Matilda as well.
"There are certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie", Randy spoke to them all like this was a lecture and he was the professor.
"For instance, number one, you can never have sex", everyone started booing as Randy told them this, throwing popcorn at him.
"We're goners", Stu laughed to Matilda as he forgot she was asleep, before he looked down to see her passed out, face going flat not wanting to disturb her.
"Can you guys make sure I have an open casket?", Marlene said to Matilda and Stu, more so Stu seeming as Matilda was asleep.
Stu grinned and gave a big thumbs up to her request.
"Thanks", she yawned. "I'm way too hot to have a closed casket for my funeral."
"Big no-no. Big no!", Randy said as he swatted popcorn away.
"I'm a dead man", Stu said aloud as he brushed his hand through his hair.
"Sex equals death. Okay?", Randy held his arm up. "Number two, you can never drink or do drugs."
Cheers then spread across the room as everyone started clinking their beer bottles together and taking a large gulp.
"No, the sin factor. It's a sin. It's an extension to number one", Randy said as he also took a sip of his beer. "And number three, never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back', cause you won't be back."
Stu then stood up and picked the unconscious Matilda up. "I'm just gonna lay her down upstairs", he announced before stopping in the door way as he turned to Randy.
"I'll be gettin' another beer. You want one?", he asked to everyone in the group.
"Yeah, sure", Randy nodded to his request.
"I'll be right back!", he said loudly, walking backwards out the door, but being careful enough so he wasn't banging Matilda off of any of the walls.
Marlene and the people in the living room were cheering for Stu but Randy was in shock, appalled with it as he pointed at where Stu had just gone.
"You see. You push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife", Randy held up is beer in a toast.
"Oh, shut up, Randy"
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More people were leaving out the front door as it got later, Stu yet again being a good host and showing them out.
"So, what happened to Tatum, Stu?", one person asked as they were slightly friendly with Tatum in another class and hadn't seen her for most the night.
Marlene listened in slightly.
"She probably got pissed at me or Tilly and bailed", he shrugged to them.
"Bye", a bunch of them waved at him as they left, Stu waving back before shutting the door closed.
"Look! Here comes the obligatory tit shot!", Randy said practically drooling at the tv.
When the scene happened all the boys started cheering and the only girl in the room minus Marlene had enough and stood up, walking out of the living room.
"I'll leave you guys alone", was all the girl said before leaving, none seeming to care much.
It was only a short while after before the phone resting next to the tv started to ring, Randy walking on his knees to get it.
"Hello? Yeah?", he called into the phone as he continued watching the movie, standing up as he got the next news. "Holy shit. No-."
He turned to the people then left watching him in the room, then not knowing what he's just been told. "Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goalpost on the football field."
"So what are we waiting for?", a guy on the couch spoke up. "Let's go over there before they pry him down."
All the lads started whooping as they got up quickly in their alcohol dazed minds, running out the door to get into their cars, leaving only Randy and Marlene in the room.
"Where you guys goin?'", Randy said drunkenly as he fell back onto the couch. "We we're just gettin' to the good part."
Marlene looked upstairs before finally deciding to stand up. She needed to talk to Billy and she was getting impatient and slightly anxious.
"You going too now?", Randy asked Marlene as she walked away. "Hey, are you alright?"
"I'm okay, just need some water or something", she replied.
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Ultraviolence | Scream 1996
Fanfiction"He used to call me DN That stood for deadly nightshade 'Cause I was filled with poison But blessed with beauty and rage" "I'm Hugh Hefner!" "And i'm a Playboy Bunny!" "What happened, Tils?" "She touched my hole, Stu!"
