Sin

May 23rd, 2009

To Crow,

I ate a big loaf of cheese today. Is that how you say that? You know, I've never thought about it before. I mean, the cheese was as big as a loaf of bread, so it might as well be a loaf of cheese. Is it block? It was a big blocky shape. Like a cube? Rectangle? It looked like a box. Yeah, loaf of cheese sounds right enough more than "cube of cheese".

Anyway, I ate that, and then I couldn't take a shit for a while. Actually, I haven't been able to shit for a while. I might need some laxatives for that.

I might need viagra too Crow. My dick hasn't gotten hard for any of the magazines my dad has for a while. Would you wanna steal some with me? I'd honestly love that. Maybe we could find some in the trash and take them.

You still have that weed from your cousin when he came over last month? Man, that was some really good dope Crow. I can't even imagine where he got that stuff, but it was good. Honestly, I'd love to steal weed more than viagra. It sounds easier, just finding a bush and picking some leaves to dry, right?

Oh! By the way. I saw your dad the other day at my neighbor's house. He was making some real loud noises. Might wanna tell your mom about that. I know you said that they seemed unhappy, so why not let them be happy without each other right?

Have a good summer, Roach.