Steven Universe Group Chat ( Warning, Very Gay )

6 (Alt Title: She Likes You )

Hi

Vidalia - Vidalia
Pearl - Pearl

Vidalia: Hi

Pearl: Who is this?

Vidalia: Vidalia

Vidalia: Onion's mother?

Pearl: Oh, right!

Advice

Pearl: BISMUTH

Bismuth: What is it Pearl?

Pearl: SO YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT STUFF I SAID ABOUT AMETHYST?

Bismuth: Yes?

Pearl: HER EX GIRLFRIEND IS TEXTING ME.

Bismuth: Amethyst has an ex girlfriend?

Pearl: Yes and she's texting me out of the blue
Pearl: WHAT DO I DO???

Bismuth: Ok, I want to hear ALL about this girlfriend, but first, how do you want her to feel about you?

Pearl: I don't know!

Bismuth: Lets just start with a normal greeting.
Bismuth: You remember how to talk to humans right?

Pearl: I think so

Bismuth: Ok just dont panic, and dont do anything weird.

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Hi

Pearl: Hi

Vidalia: Hi

Pearl: How are nice weather we're having today?

Vidalia: Huh?

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Advice

Pearl: I failed

Bismuth: What did you say?

Pearl: " How are nice weather we're having today?"

Bismuth: Ok, say " Sorry, autocorrect."

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Hi

Pearl: Sorry, autocorrect.

Vidalia: Oh, yea, autocorrect is a bitch

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Partners in crime

Methy: Why did you say that?!

Vid: Huh?

Methy: Pearl hates cursing!
Methy: Shes gonna think youre immature

Vid: You curse all the fucking time!

Methy: Ive already made my first impressions
Methy: You havent

Vid: Alright

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Hi

Vidalia: Sorry, I meant stitch! Autocorrect is going to have me in stitches haha!

Pearl: Oh, yes! Stupid autocorrect haha!
Pearl: I don't mean to be crass, or impolite, but why are you contacting me?

Vidalia: Well I know you and Amethyst are close, so I thought id check you out

Pearl: Oh! Right!

Pearl: She said we're close?

Vidalia: Well, I mean, you guys are always together.

Pearl: Well that is true

Vidalia: So tell me a little bit about yourself then.