Hazbin Hotel & The Demonic Angel (Hazbin hotel x oc/reader)

Episode 1

A/N: I may have gotten a bit uhh sexual? with this one

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I looked at Alastor as he finished playing the "commercial" for the hotel and now Alastor turned around to look at Charlie, Vaggle, and Me

Alastor: "So, what do you think?"

Vaggle: "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"

Charlie: "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

Vaggie: "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."

Alastor: "Funny. I was going for hilarious."

Vaggie: "It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point."

Charlie: "Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."

Alastor: "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement."

Y/N: "Honestly, I don't know why you had alastor do something with the TV don't you know the name radio demon."

Vaggle: "Shut up Y/N, I don't wanna hear an another word from you."

Y/N: "Hahaha whatever you say, Madame~"

Vaggle looked at me a bit annoyed and looked back at Charlie and Alastor but Angel interrupted, and raised his hand

Angel Dust: "If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?"

Vaggie: "Angel, you're a porn star."

Angel Dust: "A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."

Vaggie: "We are not filming a porn as a commercial."

Angel Dust: "Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."

Alastor: "Ha ha. Never going to happen."

Charlie: "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."

Angel Dust: "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."

Charlie was chuckling a bit nervously and Vaggle just looked at Angel dust same with Alastor and Husk

Charlie: "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."

Angel Dust: "I could keep going all night, baby."

Charlie moved away from the crowd

Charlie: "Hello? Dad?"