Brother:if you had 15 bananas, and I gave you 15 more how many bananas would you have?
Me:30?
Brother:correct,now if you would please sh-
Me: no if you steal my bananas I kill you! >:(
Brother: ok ok can I at least touch it - touches banana-
Me:banana slug he touched your brother!!!
(five minutes later)
Banana slug:I'm h- OMG HE REALLY TOUCHED MY BROTHER*gets in slap position*. (Is there a slap position? I dunno lol)
Me:* also in slap position* LETS REKT HIM!!!
brother:nuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
*faints*
Me and the B slug:he is still UGLAY!!!! MUST SLAP!!!!!
and that's why he doesn't mess with mah bananas…
I take Banana Robbery seriously.
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Forest wars! A Never Ending Series
HumorHere ya go hope u enjoy Oh and have 50 waffles For good luck You'll need It :)
