Forest wars! A Never Ending Series

The Steak and Shake War

~In Steak and Shake~

'Selling bananas for only 89¢! Totally not banana slugs of whom were captured and severly injured by the Ug Lees!' The sign says

Midnight: you now what this means, oh no, just thinking about it sends shivers up my spine *starts quivering*

Shimmer: OH NO BANANA SLUG AND HIS FAMILY ARE CAUGHT!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUU

Midnight: this is bad REALLY BAD!!!!

B Slug: I'm right here you know

P Slug: I'm also here

Night: my plan didn't work, they didn't catch BSlug

Suddenly MLGness reveals Night's cloaking device

BSlug: I swear to the heavens of le FairyTail that I heard night

PSlug: maybe we should use our MLGness to see if he is hiyaaaaa

Midnight: ok I'll buy the Mountain Dew Shimmer, you buy the Doritos, BSlug have these 100$ and by as many skittles as you can, PSlug, go on YouTube and find LE ILOOMINARTY CUMFURMD videos. Le do deesss!!!!!!!

Shimmer/PSlug/BSlug: YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

AFTER LE PROCEDURE

All: ALL MIGHTY MLG, I CALL UPON THEE, SHOW US THE UGLEE THAT STANDS IN OUR WAY, SO THAT WE LE FABULOUS ARMY CAN FINALLY STAHP EET!!! BRONG US THE POWER THAT YOU HOLD IN YOUR SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Night: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

~Night's cloak disappears~

All: O MER GURD ITS NIGHT, LETSA SLAPPA HEEM

EVERYONE: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BSlug:LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Night: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midnight: my job must be done!*throws a boulder at Night*

Night: *groaning/half dead* I should have never capture your brother and sisters and family and sold them away to people who wanted pets

BSlug: O MUR GURD IMMA SLAP U TILL U DROP!!!!!!! Then you must tell my were my family iz!!!!!!!!

Next thing you know WW3 happens and hobos fight against the fab army. The fab army wins and Night retreats being hospitalized, because his face was rekt, as if his face wasn't already ugly enough.

All: WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!