Dos And Don'ts With Banana Slugs!

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Me: Shadoo, Shadont
Random guy: Monkey do monkey poo
Brother:Tails do Tails don't
~~~~°°5 minutes later°°~~~~
Brother:*humming*
Me:* sitting in a tree with a cat*
R. Guy:* in an alley*
~~~Meanwhile~~~
Brother:* gets slapped by a banana slug*oof! Wat was that for banana slug?!
Banana slug: your terrible joke!!! D:
Me: I suppose banana slug can take my job of slapping him for today... *sigh* I liked my job though D:
Brother: *faints*
Me and banana slug:*slap him*you are too ugly!!!

And that's why he doesn't make jokes anymore...

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