SJM Hard and Heavy

Nessian #3 (Switching Places)

(AN. This one goes out to my weird af best friend who is more into this than anything else, I am begrudgingly writing this for her and all you loveable weirdo's who like this lmao ... Enjoy <3)

Nesta and Cassian had always had an... interesting.. sex life, you could say. But sometimes, things get a little out of hand.... 

Feyre, Nesta, and Elain were on their daily walk down the streets of Velaris when Nesta noticed something new. "hey? Has that always been there?" she asked out loud as she stretched a hand across and pointed at the little dark shop that seemed to be hiding behind the other buildings surrounding it, Feyre scratched her chin, looking confused, "yes I think it might be? But I wonder because Rhys didn't tell me he approved of a new building being put there, such a weird spot," Elain's soft voice spoke up, "why don't we go look inside?" The three girls nodded, and made their way towards the building. Once inside all three girls nearly turned blood red because inside was a very large array of.... Intimate, items. Nesta looked to her right and saw a large, very large, replica of a male's member that seemed to be made out of some sort of weird... springy material. Elain turned her head to the left and right in her eyesight sat a... Whip? Of some sort? It had weird fluffy pieces on the end and looked like maybe a 9 tailed fox. Feyre's face turned and even brighter red that sprouted upon her ears, her mind racing on how her husband ever managed kept this from her. The girls, although shocked continued on, Feyre lifted her head as the High Lady, it would be a shock to see her in there, but she walked right up to the checkout counter and dinged the bell that sat on the table. A very high pitch voice came from the back room behind the counter, "Be right there Darlin'" shortly after a small chubby lesser fae woman came wobbling out from the back she had her short blond head of hair barely reaching above the counter, she wore an all leather that clung to her body in a very... revealing way. The High Lady of Velaris had a very hard time looking at the stubby woman. "Hi! My name is Feyre!" Feyre mustered some courage to talk and the woman laughed.... Laughed, when she introduced herself. The courage turned into anger, "of course you are darlin' I know who you are, how could I not," The small lady bowed and than smirked when she looked back up, "and how can I help you today High Lady" Feyre blushed. "well miss..." Feyre paused. "I didn't get your name did I? How rude of me," Feyre stretched out her hand, the lady grabbed her hand in turn, "Rosalyn, my name's Rosalyn, now what can I help you with high lady?" Feyre cleared her throat once more. Wondering why her hand was so sweaty. "Well Rosalyn. I am wondering when... Exactly this.. uh... Lovely establishment was put up?" Rosalyn laughed. Her little chubby face scrunched with a giggle. She was clearly a lesser fae, her pale blue skin matched her dragonfly features as well as the wings coming from her back, feyre was getting frustrated with the laughing instead of answering her questions, "the high lord approved my people to build this building just a few weeks ago, we finally opened up yesterday, actually your husband came in here for the grand opening and purchased a large array of our high quality speciality items," her thin dark blue eyebrows wiggled, and feyre turned red, "well..." With no words feyre smiled and said "ok, thank you, have a wonderful day" too embarrassed to say anything else feyre left her sisters in the building alone, Elaine's face never changed from being a very dark shade of red, but Nesta.... Couldn't get her eyes off the very large item she'd noticed on the way in.. thinking about the way her own husband may approve if she were to bring it home. Her mind started running crazy thinking off all the ways Cassian may react to any of these items... Nesta looked around and noticed many other items. Pieces of leather that would decorate her body like a price of art. Whips and gags, and a bunch of other items. But her mind kept pulling back to the first thing she'd lain eyes on, Elaine had made the mistake of walking further into the store and Nesta heard her sister yelp. Elaine never usually one to explore in the.... Hardcore side of sex. Elaine has expressed in many past conversations that she doesn't dabble in the fun stuff. Nesta laughed when she looked over and saw her sisters face was just gradually getting darker, so she turned and ushered her sister out of the small building, "why don't you go and do something in town? Maybe go over to Rita's? Grab some lunch" Elaine nodded without a word and turned on her heel. But Nesta, wasn't quite ready to leave yet....