The Saiyan and the Spider

Hawkeye Has a Wife Apparently

The other Young Avengers had stayed home to scower the internet and try to find Ultron.  I was currently on the Quinjet with the other Avengers, going to stop Ultron from making an arms deal with Ulysses Klaue.  If Ultron got Vibranium from Klaue... he'd be more powerful than ever.  We got there and approached the beached ship, making our way inside where we found Ultron standing over Klaue, who was now missing an arm.  Behind Ultron were two more people... a woman with red hair and a man with silver hair.  Iron Man suddenly crashed through the ceiling, landing in front of Ultron with a loud clank.

Tony: Ah Junior.  You're gonna break your old man's heart.

Thor: Nobody has to break anything.

Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omellette.

Tony turned to us.

Tony: He beat me by one second.

Leek: Sure, Tony.  What's the Vibranium for, tin man?

Ultron: You know, I'm glad you asked.  I was gonna take this moment to reveal my master plan.

He raised his hand and blasted Iron Man in the chest.  I rushed towards him but I was tackled to the side by three other robots.  I knocked them off, holding up my hand and firing a ki blast, destroying them.  I noticed a blue and silver blur speeding towards me, and I sidestepped and clotheslined the man.

???: How did you-

YN: What, never had someone keep up with you before?

He ran off, and I was about to follow but suddenly... everything around me changed.  I was now in a dark room, suspended in mid air... and in front of me stood an alien with no nose and white hair.  He grinned sadistically as shiny glass spikes floated around me, steadily inching towards me.

Maw: You made a mistake betraying the order, Leek.

Leek: Ugh... go to hell, Maw-

I was cut off by the glass shards piercing through my skin, and I screamed in agony.

TIMESKIP

When I came to, I was back in the Quinjet.  Bruce and Natasha were both unconscious, and Clint was flying the Quinjet.

Leek: What happened?

Steve: We got hit... hard.  The witch pulled us apart, invaded our minds.

I nodded, struggling to my feet.

Clint: We're about two hours out from a safe house.

Leek: I'm... I'm gonna go see Cindy.

Steve: Leek, wait-

Before he could continue, I put my fingers to my forehead and Instant Transmissioned to Cindy.  She jumped, startled as I appeared next to her and fell on my face.  Damn, I guess that vision messed with me more than I thought.  I'm exhausted.

Cindy: Leek!

She rushed over, turning me onto my back.  I smiled up at her.

Leek: Hey.

I then noticed... she was only wearing underwear.  And I was in her room.  She clearly noticed the same thing because her face flushed bright red and she quickly ran to her closet.

Leek: Oh my god, I'm so sorry!

Cindy: I-i-it's okay... 

She muttered something else along the lines of "I'm fine with you seeing", and I blushed.  She came out of the closet fully clothed, and helped me to my feet.

Leek: I'm really really sorry...

Cindy: Are you okay?

Leek: I'm fine, just exhausted...

Cindy: What happened?  We haven't heard anything from you or the others in hours!  Then we saw on the news that the Hulk was rampaging through Johannesburg...

Leek: We got hit badly.  The woman with Ultron... she invaded our minds, made us see traumatic visions of our past... at least that's what happened to me.

Cindy: I'm so sorry, are you alright?

Leek: I... I'll be fine.  But it's good to see you.

Cindy blushed, staring into my eyes.  She was so beautiful.

Cindy: Hey, so we never got a chance to talk after the party... you know, about what Emma said.

Leek: Oh... right.  I somehow completely forgot about that.

Cindy: Me too.  Are we-

I leaned forward, pressing my lips against hers.  She squeaked in surprise, but quickly grabbed my shoulders and kissed me back.  We separated, and I smiled at her.

Leek: Does that answer your question?

Cindy gave me a huge grin,

Cindy: Absolutely.

She pushed me backwards onto her bed, straddling me and pulling me in for another kiss.

TIMESKIP

I suddenly appeared in... a bed room?  Where Bruce was shirtless with a towel around his waist and talking to Nat, who was in a bath robe.

Leek: Dammit!  Why does this keep happening to me?

The two spun towards me.

Bruce: Leek?  Where have you been?  And what happened to your neck?

I blushed, turning away.

Leek: Nothing, I have no clue what you're talking about.  My neck is fine.

Natasha started laughing and I glared at her.

Leek: Shut it.

She dug through a drawer and tossed me a scarf, which I quickly wrapped around my neck.  I walked downstairs, where I found Clint talking with  a woman who was making food.  Clint turned towards me.

Clint: Leek, when did you get here?  And what's with the scarf?

Leek: I just got back, I went to see Cindy when I woke up on the jet.  And I'm cold.

Clint smirked and I glared at him.

Clint: Ah, I get it.

Leek: Shut it!

Clint then gestured to the woman at the counter.

Clint: Leek, this is my wife, Laura.

She smiled at me.  I was shocked, but I smiled back.

Leek: It's a pleasure to meet you.

Laura: You as well, Leek.  My kids are huge fans.  Of Saiyan, that is.

I laughed a bit, turning to Clint.

Leek: Kids too, huh?

He chuckled as I went out the door, finding Tony and Steve talking.  Steve turned towards me and covered his mouth trying not to laugh.  Tony did as well but failed miserably.  As he laughed hysterically, Steve just smirked at me.

Steve: Leek, you should pull that scarf up some more.

I glared at him, pulling up the scarf.

Leek: SHUT IT!