The Saiyan and the Spider

The Party, and Ultron Appears

Leek: Dammit, I have no idea what to wear!

I paced around the living room, while Miles and Danny sat on the couch playing Mortal Kombat.

Miles: Hey, why not the old reliable t-shirt and jeans combo?

I looked at him, deadpanning.

Leek: You see, man?  This is why you are so terrified to ask Lana out.  You don't really understand dates at all!  Let alone girls.

Miles started stuttering, and I walked up to my room, going through the closet.

Leek: No... no... GOD no... maybe?  Nah, no way... why the hell is there a dress in my closet?  Who's is this?

Maybe Tony has some advice, him being the self-proclaimed "billionaire playboy philanthropist" that he is.  I went downstairs, and found him setting up the party with Steve and Nat.

Tony: Hey, Leek.  You coming to the party tonight?

Leek: Yeah, I just can't figure out what to wear.  I'm thinking a tux, but I don't even know where to start...

Tony smirked, and Natasha started laughing, while Steve tried and failed to hide his chuckling.

Leek: What's so funny?

Tony: Well, first off, I never thought I'd see the day where you wore a tux.  Second... this doesn't have to do with trying to impress a certain someone, does it?

I blushed.  Dammit, he totally called me out.

Leek: N-NO!  I just want to look nice, that's all!

Tony: Mhm.  Well, I'd recommend blue or black.  Don't do white, those only come out if you're in Vegas.  I'd recommend a fedora, but...

He pointed at my hair, which was way to spiky for any kind of hat.

Leek: Yeah, yeah.  Thanks, Tony.  I owe you one!

I teleported back to my room, and conveniently enough, there was a black tux in my closet.

Leek: Perfect!

Timeskip

I knocked on Cindy's door.  I'm nervous, and the fact that this tux is really uncomfortable is not helping.  She opened the door, and blushed when she saw me.

Cindy: I never thought-

Leek: Thought you'd see the day where I wore a tux?  Neither did I, but here we are.

She giggled, then grabbed my hand and led me towards the party.

We got there and the others were already there.  We walked into the room, and I heard Tony, Clint, and Rhodey laughing hysterically when they saw us.  I realized it was probably cause we were still holding hands.  Then I saw Emma and Rachel (Rachel is Emma's mother's name, and their last name is Lucas) in the corner, talking with Helen Cho.  Emma saw me, and ran over, hugging me.

Emma: Saiyan!

Leek: Hey Emma.  So, do you like your birthday present?

I pointed at her mom, who was laughing and having a good time.  Then I saw it click in Emma's head.

Emma: You got her the job here?

I smiled, and ruffled her hair.

Leek: Yep!  Also, my real name is Leek.  Just make sure to call me by my hero name when you're around other people.  I'd rather people not know who I am.