Raven: Why are your shoes wet?
Leo: There was a puddle.
Raven:.. why did you step in it?
Leo: ..It was a puddle..?
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Cassie: I want to be a caterpillar.
Ally: Explain?
Cassie: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Carly: You know they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Cassie: That's another highlight.
Kelly: CASSIE?
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{Konny}
Donny: *carrying all the shopping bags*
Kelly: *Holds hand out to help*
Donny: *aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Kelly's hand.*
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Raven: Leo, do you have any shaving cream?
Leo: No, I don't like the way it tastes.
Raven: Wait.
Leo: Hm?
Raven: Do you eat shaving cream?
Max: No, he just said he doesn't like the way it tastes?
Leo: *Nodding in agreement*
Raven: ..
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Donny: You are the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Donut: I want you to have three meals a day, and a decent sleep schedule.
Donny: Absolutely not.
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Raven, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name it?
Kelly: You did WHAT?
Carly: William Snakepeare.
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{Group chat between the Quadruplets}
Carly: My bones are almost clean.
Kelly: HUH?
Carly: Did I not tell you guys about the bones?
Kendra: What the fuck does that even mean?
Carrie: and yall call ME the insane one?
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Sharky, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car.
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Steve: It's ok to fall apart sometimes, sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Sharky, wiping a tear: Beautiful.
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{how Sharky and Steve became friends}
Steve: Can I get a sip of your water?
Sharky: It's not water.
Steve: Vodka? I like your style-
Sharky: It's vinegar.
Steve: W-what?
Sharky: It's vinegar, pussy.
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{little club meeting}
Leo: *taps table*
Max.t.Monkey: *Taps back*
Ropo: What the hell are they doing?
LL: I don't know..?
Raven: Morse code.
Leo: *taps table more aggressively*
Max.t.Monkey: *Gasp* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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short but i wanted to post something lol
