Skyflare: * crazy bird screeching in phoenix form*
Ratchet: Agh! That youngling sounds like it came from the pits of Kaon! Optimus, shut her up!
Skyflare: * Continues noises becoming louder *
Optimus: -_-
Miko: * Gives Skyflare some candy *
Time skip because Skyflare is going insane-
Skyflare: * Flies around in bird form breathing fire * SUGAR RUSH HAHAha!
Jack: Alright, WHO gave her SUGAR!?
Miko: I DIDN'T KNOW CYBERTRONIANS COULD HAVE SUGAR RUSHES!
Ratchet: Someone get Optimus before she BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE BASE!
Skyflare: * Maniac laughing *
Skyflare: * Mad at Sunlight and chucks spoon at her *
Ratchet: *Chucks wrench perfectly *
* wrench collides with spoon preventing it from hitting Sunlight *
Skyflare: * Stares at Ratchet in shock * HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Ratchet: Pfft * rolls optics and returns to work *
Sunlight: Well that's my Sire for you. At least I know he will protect me. * Smirks at Skyflare *
Ratchet: * Mutters * A master never reveals his secrets.
Skyflare: Kore nani? (Translation: This is what?)
Miko: Kore nani? (Trl: This is what?)
Skyflare: Kore nani? (Trl: This is what?)
Miko: NEKO! (Trl: CAT!)
Ratchet: What in the Allspark are you SAYING?!
Miko&Skyflare: Sou desu Nihongo! (Trl: It is Japanese!)
Bulkhead: * peeks into room * where is the cat?!
Ratchet: * faceservo *
Skyflare: * Running during a game of tag *
Ratchet: NO RUNNING IN THE BASE!
Skyflare: Yeah, yeah, I know the rul- * Slips on wrench and faceplants into floor *
Ratchet: I told you. * Nods in disappointment while trying not to laugh *
Miko: * Rubs herself viciously on human area carpet *
Skyflare: Miko! Are you out of your-
Miko: * touches Skyflare giving her a shock *
Skyflare: OW! Miko! HOW DARE YOU- how did you do that?? Show me! Show me! Show me! *Jumps up and down *
Miko: It is called static electricity! Watch...
Time skip brought to you because Skyflare had an idea-
Skyflare: Sire, can I have a hug?~
Optimus: Skyflare, what caused your sudden desire to- * Skyflare jumps onto Optimus giving him a hug he will never forget *
Flashback: *Skyflare viciously rubbing herself on the carpet for an hour *
* Sparks shoot everywhere from the voltage she gained; knocking Optimus and herself onto the ground leaving them dazed *
* Ratchet enters the room to see what the noise was *
Ratchet: *drops the datapad he was holding* OH PRIMUS- SKYFLARE WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Ratchet: * Glares at Skyflare * Don't touch that....
Skyflare: * Glares back * But what if I want to? Huh?
Miko: Oooo a Glaredown! * Secretly starts recording *
Ratchet: * Serious glares *
Skyflare: * Intense glares *
Ratchet: * Death glares *
Skyflare&Ratchet: * Glaring intensifies *
Smokescreen: Uh, are you guys alright? You look like your faceplates are gonna fall off-
Miko: SHHH! I want to see who wins the Glaredown!
Smokescreen: That sounds cool! Count me in! * Watches with Miko *
* Optimus walks in the room *
Optimus: *notices the glaring Autobots * Skyflare, Ratchet, enough.
*Both stop their glares to face him *
Ratchet: But Opt- * he was cut off by Optimus' masterful glare *
*Skyflare and Ratchet both back away from Optimus, acknowledging his authority *
Miko: Wow! I had no idea Optimus was THAT good at glaring!
Ratchet: *spots Miko recording* MIKO! DELETE THAT NOW!
The rest was chaos and erased by Ratchet. What you just read was the only part that Miko could recover-
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Note: These are all original :>
- Written in 2022
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