Raf: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Wheeljack: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Raf: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Miko: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Ultra Magnus: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Bulkhead: That's deep.
Smokescreen: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Bulkhead: That's deeper.
Ratchet: ...You guys are idiots.
Ultra Magnus: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Optimus: What?
Ratchet: What?
Arcee: What?
Skyflare: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Wheeljack: I lost Miko.
Bulkhead: How did you LOSE Miko?!
Wheeljack: To be fair, she is very small.
Skyflare: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE! I WILL BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Bumblebee: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Skyflare: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Miko, recording: This is so cute.
Wheeljack: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Wheeljack: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Miko.
Ultra Magnus: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Wheeljack: To relax.
Skyflare: May luck (and this picture of Optimus sipping energon at 3 in the morning) be with you.
Optimus, to Skyflare: Predaking can be quite aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Skyflare: *blows airhorn at Predaking* GET PRANKED!
Optimus: Skyflare...
Skyflare: Oh no, 'Skyflare' in B flat-
Skyflare: You're disappointed.
Optimus: Megatron, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Megatron: Raise the dead.
Optimus: And what did you do?
Megatron: Raise the dead.
Knockout: Hey besties-
Starscream: Die.
Knockout: What did I do to you-
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-Made in 2022
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