I decided to try out some quote generators and edited some of them a bit. Enjoy!
Ratchet: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Miko: You left me, Raf, and Jack in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Ratchet: I did that on purpose, try again.
Skyflare: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Ratchet: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Skyflare: *cooking*
Ratchet: *kicks down door*
Ratchet: *grabs knife from Skyflare's hand*
Ratchet: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Skyflare:
Skyflare: What.
Optimus: He is trying to tell you that he does not want you to cook.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Skyflare: Thanks fam!
Arcee: Oh no.
Bulkhead: *cries* I love you too.
Ratchet: Sounds fake, but okay.
Bumblebee: *A flustered mess*
Miko: Can I get a refund?
Skyflare: Bye Optimus! Bye Ratchet! Bye Arcee! Bye Miko! Bye Optimus!
Ratchet: You said 'bye Optimus' twice.
Skyflare: I like Optimus :>
Skyflare: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Optimus Prime: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Miko: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Ratchet: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Ratchet: Time for plan G.
Miko: Don't you mean plan B?
Ratchet: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Skyflare: What about plan D?
Ratchet: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Arcee: What about plan E?
Ratchet: I'm hoping not to use it. Optimus dies in plan E.
Optimus: I like plan E.
Skyflare: Anyone d-
Optimus Prime: Depressed?
Ratchet: Drained?
Bulkhead: Dumb?
Miko: Disliked?
Skyflare: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Miko: Be careful!
Bulkhead: Always am.
Wheeljack: Respectfully disagree.
Skyflare: You look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Optimus: Twelve people. Four miles.
Skyflare: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.
Optimus: You've been there?
Skyflare: Once, in Monopoly.
Miko: We have fun, don't we, Ratchet?
Ratchet: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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