Still feeling like shit so I decided to write another one...yay.
Here goes nothing.
Dan's pov
"Not fair.... not fair at all.... It's just really not fair...I can't be the only one...It has to be...must be..."
Dan looked up from his phone to hear weird mumbles from Phil's room.
He got up and walked over. "Hey Phil?" he knocked.
"just not right....the poor watermelon...all alone..." came the answer.
A confused and worried Dan walked into the room, only to find Phil curled up in a fetal position and staring at his blank wall mumbling to himself.
"Hey Phil, what's going on?" Dan asked cautiously.
Phil looked at Dan, and he seemed genuinely concerned about something.
"There's watrrmelon! So where are the rest????"
"Uhm... the rest of what exactly?"
"The elemelons goddammit!"
"The ele-who now??" Phil had lost it. Phil had definitely lost it.
Phil uncurled himself and sat up straight, gesturig wildly with his hands trying to make Dan understand.
"There is watermelon correct?"
"U-" not waiting for Dan's response, Phil continued.
"So where is my earthmelon. Where is my firemelon. My airmelon. WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN ELEMELONS DAN!?"
He had begun jumping now.
"Phil sweetie, you'll have to make them yourself. This type of power can only be tasked to one person."
"You're right! I must get started right away!" Phil hopped off the bed and ran into the kitchen, on a mission.
~ *in the dude from spongebob's voice* 10 minutes later ~
"Look Dan, look!! I drew the elemelons!"
"That's great Phil." He had finally seemed to calm down. As Dan leaned over to look closer at Phil's cute illustration, he commented, "But why is the watermelon green? shouldn't the earth melon be green? And the air melon can't be white it has to be blue. You've done this all wrong Phil. Scoot over let me fix this."
Dan booted Phil off the chair and began his work of erasing and redoodling.
Phil just watched from behind. He had really lost it now, thought Phil sadly.
He patted Dan on the back, and walked away sighing.
Yeah I know it wasn't really phan related but writing really distracts me and I kinda needed that so yeah
Sorry, I'll try and have more phan related ones posted soon.
As always comments and suggestions and questions and feedback and anything at all, its always welcome!
thanks for continuing to read my crap!!
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Phan one shots
FanfictionThis is just a series of some short, some slightly longer one shots that I have created. If you ever have any prompts you want me to do, you can message me and I'll try my best to write them as you want. You can also write one shots for me to put in...
