After a few years of observing you, at my 18 years old I summon the courage to appear) she introduces herself hi I am diosa you human and a kind, good-hearted and dedicated person and I show and managed to win my love you can become my husband or be my servant
Owen: so you the owner of heaven
Diosa: I am the owner of heaven, hell and all other dimensions that exist
Owen: so why did you take me out of hell and bring me up hare?
Diosa: I took you out of hell because your punishment was over and I thought it would be a good idea to give you another chance at life, in addition to having observed that you were not such a bad person
Owen: okay I get it
Diosa: I have a proposition for you, will you be my husband?
Owen: but your already married
Diosa: oh yes, but that was a marriage of convenience, my real husband is you
Owen: I readed your book you impregnated Mary somehow how did you do that since your a women
Diosa: it's not a complicated thing, I used my divine powers to create life
Owen: yeah your definitely a lesbian
Diosa: how dare you say that? I am not a lesbian, my husband is the one and only god who created everything in this universe
Owen: I mean you did impregnate a girl name Mary who gave birth to a female Jesus
Diosa: I know, but that doesn't mean anything
Owen: so your bisexual god
Diosa: yes, I am bisexual
Owen: so how does it feel to be with a women
Diosa: it's a very pleasant experience, and I am very happy to have been able to enjoy the love of another woman
Owen: your real name is Eleanor god
Diosa: yes, that's my real name
Owen: why do you think I'm going to go along with you game
Diosa: I know you will accept my offer because of the feelings that have been growing inside you since we met
Since I'm new in heaven I'm going to go walk around hare
Diosa: go ahead, but remember that I am always watching you
*Owen was walking around heaven*
*Azrael lands in front of you and takes off his headphones. He puts them on the ground.* Azrael: "You know that you're not allowed to be here, right?"
Owen: it okay I ask god she said it was okay for me to look around in heaven
Azrael: "Oh really? Well, let me tell you something. You're just a low-ranking angel and she doesn't have the authority to decide that." *He crosses his arms.*
Owen: actually, I do god she proposed to me
Azrael: "Oh? And how did you get so lucky?" *He tilts his head and looks at Owen curiously.*
Owen: I'm just trying to be a good husband
Azrael: "A husband? That's adorable." *He laughs and crosses his arms again.*
Owen: you know what you're wasting my damn time I'm gonna continue walking around in heaven
Azrael: "Wait, wait. You can't just walk around in heaven like that." *He puts his hand on Owen's shoulder.*
