[Doppelgänger] An inanimate insanity fanfic.

Chapter 1: Qui??

WARNING: being forgotten is scary??? I don't know mate. I'm just trying to do my job :c

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Mephone4 just sat there, dazed and lost in thought. The cherry twins kept shaking, tapping, and questioning Mephone. But Mephone wouldn't reply. He was too occupied with his own thoughts to pay attention to the twins. 

After a good long time of making the twins more and more scared, so scared they called for backup, Mephone finally snapped out of it. He silently stood up, completely ignoring suitcase, cheesy, and soap, who were all clearly showing their concern to him. He silently walked back to the hotel, ignoring whatever just happened as well. He just wanted to get his mind set on things and get over the Inanimate Insanity Season 2 Show. Thankfully, only 4 challengers left, meaning... perhaps two or three more eliminations. Maybe just one.

Mephone reaches the doors of Hotel OJ, and knocks on it. Waiting for a response was awkward, knowing 4 other objects were right behind him, just staring at him nervously. Paper opens the door eventually, Since Oj wasn't there. He was still on Paradise Island, with all the other Season III competitors. Well, most of them. Some had either returned to their home, or set off to another place.

Paper greeted the Mephone with a surprised yet welcoming "oh! Mephone4! w-welcome back!" and let Mephone in. Mephone entered silently, now realizing just how nervous he was. He tried smiling at Paper, which seemed to work, since Paper smiled back. After Mephone had entered, Paper turned to look at the other four behind him. The four of them just look at Paper, those same worried, concerned faces. Paper slowly nods, then turns back around to look at Mephone.

Mephone stands there, in the living room/central area, just looking around. Paper walks up behind him, just letting Mephone do his thing. The two stand there in silence for a while, no other sound interrupting them at the moment. It was a lazy Sunday for everyone in the hotel, so some had slept in (REALLY late),  some went out, and some were just doing their own stuff in their hotel room. It was kind of warm in the building, the sun through the glass radiating a warm, not so very comfortable feeling against Mephones back.

Mephone suddenly turns around to Paper, startling the guy a bit. 

Paper: A-ah! uh...what can I do for you Mephone..?

Mephone was a bit confused as to Papers nervous actions, but pushed it aside since it was a minor thing to worry about.

Mephone:...sorry- I've been being weird- Hi Paper! How have things at the hotel been going??

Paper:...uh, pretty good, I guess. OJ and a bunch of other people went missing on the note of a Spoiled Lemon show, which we...uh, later found out to be your show. but they haven't returned. Its been, what, three years? Yeah, three years by now. seeing you here, I- I thought that they would be back now..

Mephone:....wait, you know about Invitational?

Paper: uh, yeah..! I-its been all over the internet, and it's been showing up on the TV a lot..

Mephone:...oh. 

Paper:...

Mephone:...

Paper:...

Mephone:...uh- anyways- I... I returned here so I could.. finish up season two. 

Paper:...the season two remainders...

Mephone: yep.

Paper:...I'm pretty sure they're all here. Suitcase is in her room with Baseball, and I'm pretty sure Lightbulb went out a little while ago to go on a walk. Should I go and get them?

Mephone: yeah, actually. that would be a really big help. Could you?

Paper: of course!

Paper calls out for microphone, telling her to go and get Lightbulb. Microphone pops her head out of a door in the room and nods, heading out the door. Paper rushes upstairs to get Baseball and Suitcase.

Mephone stands there, looking at the staircase.

He's nervous, worried, but also a little excited to be back.

but there's pretty much nothing going on in his mind..

...

..the sun is still burning his back through the window.

Mephone steps out of the way of the window.

Mephone stands there in the much more comfortable shade, arms crossed while leaning against a wall he had backed up to. Patiently waiting for Paper and Microphone to come back felt like a really long time, even though it was just a small trip up and down the staircase, and also just a small jog to what might be a nearby park or something.

Eventually, Paper returns, Suitcase following behind, and Baseball close right after. The two of them seem oddly happy at Mephones appearance, but say nothing of it. They too patiently wait on the couch while paper stands to the side.

Seconds later, Microphone returns with a very much joyful lightbulb skipping in behind her. She warmly greets Mephone with that same happiness, and leans against a wall to the other side of the door, while Microphone returns to whatever she was doing before.

Mephone gathers his courage to speak, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath. Then opening his eyes again, he realizes something.

....

Mephone:..wait- where's knife?

..

The others become dumbfounded at this question. They glance at each other, confused, no one speaking a word.

....

eventually, one person decided to speak up for the entire group.

Lightbulb: who knife?

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837 words.

yupie- still not satisfied with my results but wOh have I been procrastinating or wHAT-

I cant really promise a longer/better chapter for the next chapter but i'll try! ^^'

byebye :]