put it down... (a tf2 scout angst + Speedingbullet)

at least i don't have a pinkie pie tulpa

An:AHHGG I HATE EVERYTHING Sorry i I havent updated in a bit!!! ive just been having family issues, and mental health issues. But dw I'm not dead yet. My older brother might be about to die tho /srs. Hope u guys enjoy the story byee!!! :D

I shot at the blu heavy before ducking behind a tree. This base was unfamiliar it looked like some kind of farm. There were large expanses with not much cover, besides the corn field of course. Suddenly i found myself wandering through the never ending ocean of corn. When did i go in here? I shrugged it off trying to stay focused on the battle. Shots rang out in the distance, it seemed to be pretty far from where i was. I was lost in the cornfield. I can only hope the mazelike low visibility of the never ending crop would serve as a cover to me and not whatever other monsters resided in it. I heard a cautious footstep behind me causing me to jolt to my senses.

"WHO'S THERE?!" i screamed, readying my gun.

"CALME-TOI!!! It is only me mon fils." (Calm down! It is only me my son.) Red spy sighed, i could practically hear him rolling his eyes in a condescending manner. He uncloaked, revealing he had been only a few paces behind me.

"Yo, don't call me that" I growled. Clenching my jaw. I slowly lowered my gun, still holding it tightly.

"What, you afraid of me?" He taunted, slowly moving closer. "Jeremy?~" his tone shifted abruptly from joking to threatening. Before i could move the older man lunged, holding his knife to my throat. He clutched onto me so tightly i couldn't move my hand holding the gun.

"you think i really like you? He whispered into my neck. His clammy breath made my skin crawl. "You think any of the mercs care? You're just a nuisance, an annoying coworker that we do our best to put up with." It burned as spy tightened his grip around me. I stayed silent, trembling. Suddenly the other mercs' appeared out of the corn field. They approached from every direction. Medic stood straight in front of me.

"Help" i mouthed silently.

"Ahhhj zcout" medic laughed, smiling from ear to ear. "Ze insufferable Frenchman is right, ve vere juzt too zcared to zay it."

"Nobody wants ya 'round partner" engineer added. Medic dragged a finger across his throat, looking at spy with a nod. I squirmed, completely helpless in spy's grasp. As the sharp butterfly knife dug into my throat, i realized just how weak I am compared to the other mercs'. I could feel blood trickling down my neck soon throbbing and gushing out as he dug into one of my carotid veins. My vision faded as my own blood spurted out infront of me.

----piss idk!😁💞-------------------------

I squirmed around slightly, feeling a warm figure pressed onto me. I leaned into the warmth blinking my eyes open slowly, to be met with someone's chest. Slightly confused, I tensed up.
Ohh right, i was hanging out with mundee.

"Mm" the lanky man groaned, woken by all my insufferable twitching, and squirming around. "Hey, Scout" he whispered sleepily. He pulled me closer almost if by instinct. I cuddled deeper into his chest wrapping my arms around his waist. Sniper rested his hands on the back of my head and lower back.

"What 'ime is it?" I asked, barley awake.

"Uh" he let go of me briefly to check his watch "bloody hell, its four thirty am. Did you have a nightmare or somethin' mate?"

"Naw" i lied, anxiety lacing my voice.

"Mhn" he groaned not wanting to pry too much yet. "Aw piss, we have work today" he grumbled leaning down to give me a peck on the head.

"Fuck" i grumbled, muffled by his chest.

"Yeh, go back to sleep we wont need to leave for a few more hours" he replied. We fell back into silence. I tried my best to fall back asleep but my dream gritted in my brain. Does everyone really find me annoying? Dreams usually have some truth in them. No, sniper and medic don't hate me, im not sure about spy yet. I shook slightly, stifling sobs.

"Wanna talk about it?" Sniper whispered cautiously. He ran his hand through my short brown hair. I nodded into his chest. Finally i snapped letting out a whimper.
"Shhhh, it's okay" mundee comforted.

"A-am I annoying?" I asked barely audioable, but he heard.

"What? Of course not. Sure you talk.. a lot" mundee wove his words carefully. "But i like hearing what you have to say, you're never boring" he smiled.

"Thanks" i replied. We laid there peacefully. I kissed mundees chest playfully before licking him.

"AW Ewww" sniper shrieked, his whole body shivered. We both burst out laughing.

----time skip------ (its still scout pov bc im hyperfixated and u can't stop me)-----------------

We arrived at the red mission base after a bit of a drive. Sniper parked his van out back. We both rushed inside meeting the others in the lockeroom by respawn. We grabbed our weapons silently, completely focused on the mission.

"Mission begins in thirty seconds" the speaker boomed. I readied my scattergun and took a deep shakey breath. Everyone's faces were solemn and ready to kill. The overhead door slid open with a "mission begin!" Echoing through our base.

I ran

I ran as fast as i could, charging straight into the blu base. Was it risky? Sure. But i didn't care, I would take any chances if it meant this battle would be over sooner. I made my way all the way to the blu intelligence, before I was met by an engineer. He sat propping his feet on a turret gingerly.

"AHG" i yelped jumped back into the hallway behind the corner. I barely avoided being shot.

"Where's your team boy? You all alone?" The engineer teased.

"I'll have you know, there are like three really really strong men right behind me!!" I yelled, bluffing.

"I am flatté" a voice whispered, creeping up behind me. I looked back to see spys invis particles glistening. "I brought back up, oui?" The frechman said. Suddenly pyro and medic came running down the stairs.

"Mhnmmcc!!!" pyro squealed excitedly.

"Alright, medic you uber pyro to keep the turret off us. Scout you kill engineer, and I" spy gestured to himself dramatically " I will sap the turret. Any questions?" He asked.

"Naw"

"Nein"

"MUUHN Mn mmonght mammhah mne mnoght mroo...." (uhh i dont wanna be shot bro) pryo mumbled, fidgeting with their flamethrower.

"Do not vorry you vill be perfectly safe" medic replied, laughing.

"Go, go" medic exclaimed, quickly starting an uber. We all ran out a second after pyro and medic using them as cover. Engineers hard hat didn't do much good as i slammed my bat into his neck and face over and over. His head exploded with blood and brains. I grimaced, knowing exactly what that felt like. We safely secured the intelligence. A new round started, but this time I was ready.

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An: HAVE A GOOD DAY BYE LOSERS HAHAH -Toby