Love you forever. Johnnyboy

We sure are cute for two ugly people

Johnny's pov
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Usually me and pony wake up like a cute little couple.
Him in my arms ect.

Today we woke up pony stretched out like a damn star fish and his left leg and arm over me.

"Ughhhh" he groaned
"Morning."
"I'm so sore."
"Me too"
"Shut the hell up your fine. My ass feels weird"
"Oh! I'm not sure I needed to know that"
"Whose fault is it? YOURS."
"My bad. My hips hurt"
"My hips hurt" he said in a mocking tone
"Help me up I gotta piss"
"Okay"

I went and helped him up.
"I would say we should do it again tonight but I'm way too sore." Pony said
"You'll get used to it"
"I better."

He used the bathroom and we went back to the room
"Lay on ur stomach"
"I said I'm to sore ass hat"
"Not that!"
"Oh"
"dirty mind bro"
"Who did that? YOU."
"Nuh uh"

He laid on his stomach and I was rubbing his back and working on his hips when soda walk in
"What's going on?" He asked
"Pony slept weird."
"And you're rubbing his back?"
"Yeah?"

He left and peaked back threw the door

"Your whole body don't get sore from sleeping weird." He said

Fuck.

"Oh and Johnny. Your shirts on backwards." he said again

"Fuck" pony said
"my shirt? Jesus we should've been more careful."
"You should've been more careful with me!"
"You should've said so!"
"Well it was great but I'm sore!"

"Stay here ima pick up. And put my shirt on right." I said
"I wasn't planing on moving."

I continued rubbing pony's back for awhile before we both got up to eat.
Soda was there staring us down at the table as we ate cereal
"So you guys must have been up late last night." Soda asked
"Yeah we were. Mainly just talking." Pony said
"Talking?"
"Talking."
"Did you guys play with a vacuum on johnnys neck?"
"Huh?"
Pony looked at me and I froze.

You can probably see the hickies.
Wow today ain't going good for us.
"It's a rash." Pony said
"He was climbing a tree yesterday. Idk probably from that." Pony said again
I nodded
"Mhm." Soda said

"Johnny you went and talked to dally. And proceeded to go to his car leaving his glove box open." Soda stared into my soul
"Uh I was grabbing bandages for my hand" I said nervously
"Was that the wrapper on the floor? Also Johnny you arnt wearing a belt. Pony isn't either. Lord knows your guys don't change into pajamas. Also they ain't your pants." He looked into our souls

"So explain this. Pony's whole body is sore. Johnny has a 'rash' on his neck. Johnnys shirt was on backwards. Johnny went out to Dallas car. You don't have belts on and you guys swapped pants. And last but not least there was a condom wrapper on your floor."

"Uh" pony said

My heart was pounding in my chest

"Congratulations. You're no longer virgins." Soda said with a smile

"You're all grown up! And staying safe at that. But you gotta get better at hiding it or you're gonna get caught." He said

We nodded

"Also don't go asking Dallas for condoms."
"Why?"
"Because it's Dallas. I'll get you guys some. Also sleeping weird? Bro i wasn't born yesterday. Your hips and legs ain't sore from sleeping weird. It's from being bottom."
"How do you?"
"Never mind that. Now I'm picking up a shift at the DX. I'll be back at 5. So that means you're alone. Don't do anything stupid."

He grabbed his shirt and left.

"I'm laying back down" pony said standing up and going back to his room

I followed

He flopped down on his stomach

I traced his back with my finger
"I'm so sore. I hope after a while the effects of it won't be so bad" pony said
"I bet it will get better"

"That was better than jac-" he said
"Your done." I cut him off
"It's true"
"Stop."
"Rearranging my guts was unnecessary"
"I thought you liked it" I said leaning down to face him
"I did. It was great but holy god. I wish you didn't have such a big-
"Nope"
"Heart. A big heart."
I looked at him and he smiled
"Rub my back again."
I nodded and started

I stopped after a while

"You know we are alone." Pony said
"I thought you where to sore?"
"My lips ain't!" He said
I shrugged and he grabbed my face

We made out for a while before he pulled off and asked

"What have we started?"
"I don't know but I like it." I responded
"Same here. I gotta lay down my back hurts."
"We still making out though?"
"Definitely"

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Stay safe and don't get arrested 🫶