"Wait a minute... UNDYING!?!? UNDERTALE REFERENCE?????????"*baseball breaks through the wall with his fatness and boings his way to nickel*
"KISS me gay guy"
"NO HOMO."
*Cobs shoots baseball because he's homophobic*
"ARENT U BI U FUCKING MR CORN LOOKING ASS"
"UR A 5 CENT DENOMINATION"
"BITCH ATLEAST I PULL HOES"
APRIL FOOOLS RAHHHHHH
YOU ARE READING
In exchange for a Nickel
FanfictionSteve cobs is back. Not for mephone. But. For the tasty lines of guilt.