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Playground Punks ⛸️🛹

"Hey y'all!" Skateboard waved to Boombox and Infected who were getting to know eachother, he skated over to them then hopped off to properly greet them.

"What's goin' on dudes?"

Boombox shrugged and shook his head.

"Nothin' much! Just talking to our new pal." He hung his arm over Infected tightly whilst laughing to himself. Skateboard then started chatting about his day, talking about how he rode across a puddle to get two citizens all muddy. He loved annoying the people in crossroads, it was his favourite thing to do.

"Hey, how 'bout we meet the other playgrounders?" Boombox suggested, Skateboard shuttered as he said this.

"Them? No way.. they're irresponsible, immature punks." He tilted his head away from the two, crossing his arms as he huffed.

"Since when did you know anything about being responsible?" Boombox replied, laughing at his remark.

"Never did, it's just that they're crazy kids! They do worse stuff than us!"

"Ah, don't be such a push-over 'Skate. It'll be fine! I've talked to them before, they'll like us!" Boombox grabbed Skate's arm so he could navigate where the other playgrounders lived then he turned to Infected.

"Oh yeah. Wanna come with?" Boombox looked at Infected, who was in another world. He shook Infected to snap him back to reality.

"hUh? 0H. sUr3." He sneezed, wiped his nose, then strolled with the two demons. He had no idea where they were heading but he trusted them that it wouldn't be anyplace bad.

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The trio walked through a jungle-like area with a bunch of demons playing around, some were wearing skates, some had scooters. Maybe this was the place they were talking about. Infected looked around in awe, now this is the place he wanted to be. It was magnificent in his eyes.

Soon enough they approached two people, who looked around the ages of 15, they were spraying the walls of a store. One of them turned to see the three standing infront of them, they had a box on top of their head with toilet rolls attached to it and their clothes were smudged with paint. They waved to the three.

"Boom! Skate! Hi!" He smiled under his box, there was also a grey demon behind the box-headed kid. They looked as if they were upset about something, they looked at the ground brushing their fluffy hair from their face.

"Yo! Mx. Bot! Good to see you again." Boombox replied, violently shaking their hand. Mx. Bot looked over to the person behind Skateboard and Boombox, he tilted his head in confusion.

"Eh? Who's the new guy?" He popped his head behind the two to get a closer look at the pink fellow.

"i'M 1nF3cT4d!" He introduced, Mx. Bot took a step back as he said this. "Infected?! Infected with what? A disease?!" He sounded frightened, he had no time to get infected with some virus. Although he was right, Infected tried calming him down.

"n0 n0! mY n4m3's 1nF3cT4d." He grabbed onto Mx. Bot's shoulders soothing him. The demon slapped his hands off then stomped over to Skateboard and Boombox.

"Alright. You guys have some explaining to do. Who the hell is he? He doesn't even have horns!" Mx. Bot shouted at the two, demanding for answers. Skateboard put his hands up in defence.

"He's from another place dude! I jus' found him around here and decided to invite him over! No biggie."

Mx. Bot glared at Skateboard through his box, unconvinced at this statement. What 'other place' could this skater be talking about? How did he-

"Yo.. 'Bot.. sorry to interrupt but.." The grey demon pointed to a demon who was approaching them. Mx. Bot grabbed the grey demon's hand and ran past the trio, screaming at them to follow his lead.

The five of them ran into a secret hideout, possibly owned by Mx. Bot, still, Infected had no idea what was going on, and who that grey demon Mx. Bot was next to.. so he decided to speak up.

"dUd3.. wH0's tH3 gR3y d3M0N?" Mx. Bot turned to Infected, wondering who he was talking about until he realised what he meant.

"Eh? You mean my trusty side-kick? That's Spray paint!" He grabbed onto Spray paint again, who huffed and pushed himself away from Mx. Bot.

"Don't worry, he's.. *in a phase*" He whispered in Infected's ear, which made Infected giggle a bit. Skateboard and Boombox chatted to eachother as the other three interacted with one another, they seemed to enjoy this new pink member.

Soon enough, they'd be glad to make him an official playgrounder.