Phighting and Regretevator oneshots

💗 Jeremy x Drretro 💛

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Jeremy was fiddling with the jail cell, waiting for someone to appear so he can mercilessly trap them in his cage. Often he'd think of the person yelling for help in a princess costume and chuckle to himself. He loved hearing the screams of his victims it was a soothing tune to him.

Soon enough, the elevator opened and everything went dark. Jeremy slowly hovered over to the top of the elevator, looking into it. He didn't see any players which was quite disappointing to him.. but he did see an NPC. Even though he hadn't recognised them, he swiftly grabbed them and tossed them into the cage, magically turning them into a pretty princess.

Once he looked closer to see who it was, it was who he least expected.. Drretro? He felt a bit bad for trapping her, she was the nicest person around but she didn't really mind. Jeremy pulled her out of the cage and slowly put her onto the ground like a gentleman. She looked up at him (height difference) and giggled a bit whilst tugging on her princess hat.

"I didn't know you were the gentleman kind.." She laughed, which visibly flustered him. "Well I wouldn't like to cage you of all people, Doc. Don't get me wrong though, I ain't as nice as you think!" Jeremy confidently answers, tilting his chin up proudly.

"Sure, whatever you say tough guy~" She gestured a flirty tone as she nicknamed him, making Jeremy laugh loudly and blush. She smiled as her cheeks turned slightly pink as she softly nuzzled Jeremy's hand catching him off guard. He then lowered down to Drretro's level so they could look eye to eye.

For them, it was quite an awkward moment. None of them made a move until Drretro shot a quick kiss on his cheek then hopped back into the elevator. Jeremy was left stunned even when the lift doors closed and disappeared, he kept his hand on his marked cheek his face completely red.

He also realised that Drretro kept the princess hat he gave her, he felt.. a warm emotion inside.. as if he.. liked her?

"No way.. can't believe a monster like me would like a warm-hearted person like her." He whispered to himself, he considered himself as 'an evil capturer who kidnaps people to be princesses' not someone who'd have feelings for someone?! That's ridiculous..

He shook his head, he didn't want to overthink it anyways. He decided to change the subject, why not wait for the next person to come and steal? As long as he checked who it was next time.