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Teal trio's day out ☕️

The sun shone down strongly at the Lost temple region, it was always hot there but today it was boiling. The citizens at the faction were sweating hard, some had a whole gallon of water to drink but some had it for a different purpose. Others couldn't handle the heat and jumped into the nearest cold or shaded area.

Luckily for Scythe, she had a hat to cover herself from the heat. Although it didn't block all of it, she was used to this type of weather as the most known phighter of this region. She marched proudly across the street with her rifle/scythe in her hand, Broker stood by her side with a big smile.

She waved to the citizens, who didn't even take notice of her due to protecting themselves from the heat, and she walked up the staircase with Broker trailing behind her. She got to the 4th floor and stood infront a door with the label '37'. Scythe violently banged on the door, just for a red demon to open it. They were surprised to see Broker and Scythe of all people.

"What are you guys doing here..?" He asked, genuinely.

"Ah! Good 'ol Sword! Might if we hop in 'ere and talk to 'Kit?" She grinned at Sword, putting her arm around Broker and squeezing him tightly.

"Uh?.. Yeah sure." He allowed them into his house, the two criminals scooted inside and searched for Medkit like a hound of dogs.

They investigated each room until they came across a small bedroom, which Medkit laid in. He was soundly sleeping having a peaceful dream, the teal duo stood over Medkit watching him snooze until Broker took action.

"MED!! MED!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!" He shook Medkit hard until he slowly widened his eyes. He blinked a few times to get his vision, he was met eye and eye with Broker and Scythe. He groaned and got out of bed, apparently he fell asleep with his uniform on.

"Urgh.. what is it?.." he grumbled, glaring at the two.

"Oh! We were just wondering if you wanna go to the bakery with us!!" Broker jumped as Scythe grinned widely at Medkit.

"Ya should 'Kit! You won't be tha one paying tonight.." She smiled at Medkit, who looked out of the window. The heat was deadly today, there was a high chance of getting heatstroke, why did they want to take him out today of all days?

"Mmh.. fine. It's not like I have a choice." He looked back at the two, who leaped with joy. Scythe grabbed Broker and ran out of Sword's house shouting "BETTER NOT BE LATE!!" as they ran. Medkit rolled his eyes and followed them out of the house.

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Medkit approached to the bakery, as he guessed, Scythe and Broker were there waiting for him. Scythe was reading the menu and Broker was joyfully waving at Medkit. He gestured Medkit to sit next to him, which he did since he had no choice.

Broker had a big smile plastered on his face, as he spoke with a ecstatic tone, "What would you like to order!?" he asked whilst gazing into Medkit's eye. As a picky person himself, he grabbed the menu from Scythe's hand to observe what they had as she growled at him.

"Hurry up 'Kit! I'll make ya pay. Literally." She exclaimed, Medkit skimmed through the menu and finally decided on what he wanted. As the waiter approached the three, each of them told them their order.

"Black coffee and a.. cheese cake?.." Medkit said, questioning if the cheese cake had the right amount of sugar or not.

"Get me the sprinkled donut!" Scythe ordered.

"I'll get a banana-split!" Broker interfered, the others stared at him blankly until the waiter spoke up, "We don't sell that?..." they said. Scythe nudged him, telling him to stop messing with the waiter, so he ordered something from the menu.

Medkit crossed his arms and legs, looking behind him avoiding eye contact with the other two, Scythe kept her feet on the table, pushing the utensils off the table. On the other hand, Broker was sitting in the middle of the two, impatiently scraping the empty plate with a fork.

Once the food came, Broker chowed down on the food. Medkit glared at him, clearly grossed out, and sliced his cheescake. He slightly nibbled at it only to find out it wasn't as good as he thought, he pushed it aside and drank his coffee. Scythe smirked and watched the two enjoy their food/drinks whilst she chomped at her donut.

As they finished, a large appearance approached the bakery, they held a giant weapon and spoke with a booming voice. Everyone turned to look at who this mysterious person was. As the teal trio glanced at them, they immediately recognised who it was.

It was the warden.

"Have you seen these teal-coloured freaks?" Ban hammer held up a paper to a duo who were eating their meals, as they answered with a quiet no, he groaned at went over to the next person.

Scythe immediately grabbed Broker and Medkit, "Y'all. We gotta run." She whispered to them as she slowly trotted past Ban hammer. The other two followed her lead, but unluckily for Broker, Ban hammer heard him.

"GOTCHA!" He grabbed Broker's tie and took off his blindfold to observe him. Yup, it was Broker alright.

"You and me are going to have a good talk through bars." He said sternly to the ecstatic criminal who kept smiling at the warden.

"Haha! I'll enjoy that." Ban hammer hand-cuffed him and took him away to banlands. Medkit and Scythe managed to crawl away without being seen but little did they know they had a missing member.

"Wait.. where's Broker?" Medkit searched around for him, Scythe sighed.

"Urgh.. don't tell me he got caught by that hell of a warden!", She pinched her nose as she groaned. Medkit shrugged it off.

"We'll just have to rescue him again. Luckily, you don't have to pay for the food now considering we're already out of that place." He said, pointing out the fact that they're also already criminals.

"Let's just go get Broker."

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