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SubStaff/VineSpace 🌸

for the vinespace shippers who are literally starving right now (im a substaff shipper🌚)

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The wind blew swiftly around Thieves' Den. It was as lovely as always, the flowers bloomed and the trees danced through the wind.

Vine staff could be seen watering her plants around their apartment, she takes care of each and every one of her flowers. None of them get treated unfairly, she cares for all of them equally. Despite her softness towards the flowers, they still manage to get torn up and burnt due to her brothers. They were such a mess.. always ruining her plants.

Luckily, Slingshot and Shuriken were out of the house today which gave Vine staff the perfect time to care for her plants. Sometimes she would watch through her neighbour's window, Katana was his name. She always wanted to get to know him yet he didn't seem like the talkative type..

As she was watering the last few plants, she smelt a peculiar scent.. almost like.. acid?

She quickly turned around to see a pink demon touching her plants, they were so fascinated in the flowers that they hadn't noticed the damage they were causing.

"SUBSPACE! MY FLOWERS! I can't believe you poisoned them again!" Vine staff exclaimed at Subspace who jumped at the sudden exclamation. He looked at the flowers he was touching, like Vine staff said, they were poisoned all over and dead already.

"HAHA!.. I don't see the point in these specimens  anyway!" He laughed, even though he loved Vine staff's plants he would never admit that as the famous evil scientist he was. He saw the pure anger in Vine staff's eyes and quickly changed up the mood.

"Alright!!.. I-.. uh.." He tried to apologise but something was stopping him, Vine staff positively sighed, knowing Subspace's intentions and hugged him. Even though the two were opposites, they loved eachother despite the negotiations.

Vine staff could see Subspace burning up so she let go of him, she was beaming from ear to ear.

"Just don't touch the plants again.. I spent my hard time on them." She smiled softly at Subspace who huffed and folded his arms.

"I do not need commands from you!!" He replied as she giggled. Vine staff was glad her brothers weren't here to witness this.. they would definitely tease her like the idiots they are. Mostly Shuriken though..

Subspace then slowly took off his gas mask, uncovering the revolving scent of poison and his rotting mouth. Vine staff was used to his messed up face so she leaned into him and kissed him firmly on the lips. Subspace did not expect the quick attack on his face, but her lips felt so warm on his face. They kissed for a few moments before pushing eachother off to get some air.

Her lipstick smeared on Subspace's face, they're faces were a light shade of pink. They hadn't gone this far with anyone, especially outside Vine staff's apartment of all places, yet, they didn't care.

"I love you, Tripmine.." she whispered, she had been meaning to say that for a long time. Subspace's eyes widened at those words, she had used his last name.. no one ever called him that. Well.. not after the incident.

Ever since she saw him, she thought that he was a different person behind that evil personality and nasty attitude. He could change for the better.. she thought.

Subspace then looked up at the sky, admiring how quickly the sun went down.

"Looks like we're out of time!! I have work to do!!" He happily waved to Vine staff, his mood was increased after spending time with her. He repeatedly told himself that he didn't love her and had no time for relationships but his heart said otherwise..

He put his gas mask back on and sprinted out of Thieves' Den, hoping he wouldn't be late for the bus.

"Goodbye Subspace." She turned back to water her plants, but noticed how dry the plants were. She hadn't realised how time went by when she was with Subspace..

I guess this is how love feels..

She blushed to herself, thinking about him made her stomach feel weird.. like butterflies were in her stomach.

Finally, Slingshot and Shuriken returned after their trip and they were ready to tell Vine staff each and every detail to her. She happily listened to each word they said.

She loved her brothers.

Little did Vine staff know, someone had been watching her interaction with Subspace.. a neighbour of her's..

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Meanwhile, Subspace had gotten back into his lab. The kiss marks still on his face as he sat down into his chair. He blushed as he touched his face, the sensation of her lips were still on his face.. he loved it. He couldn't tell anyone about this-

"CREATOR." A biograft ran into the room. It stared at the pink demon, realising what had happened as it stared at his face smeared with lipstick.

"GOODBYE." It ran out of the room with Subspace screaming, "ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIIIKE!!!!" as he chased after it.

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