Sanemis nose scrunched up slightly in irritation at the sight of Giyu just laying on his back up on the Wind Estates roof, as he seemed to just be watching to Kasugai Crows fly about and the clouds moving slowly and freely through the skies.
He mumbled some words to himself with a scowl on his face, likely talking about how annoying it was for Giyu to constantly be lounging around in strange places on his property. He knew Giyu loved to be around him, but couldn't he at least find a better spot to sight see?
Sanemi stepped forward, now next to the side of the house looking up at the roof, as an idea of what to do with Giyu had popped into his head. He knelt down and picked up a small piece of clumped up dirt and chucked it in the general direction of Giyus body, even of he couldn't really see him from where he was standing.
A thunk and loud 'ow' was heard as Giyu rolled over onto his stomach and peered over the edge of the roof, rubbing his forehead with one hand and gripping the edge of the wavy shingles tightly with the other hand. He just glared down at Sanemi, a bit of an irritated look to his face but the majority of it was curiosity.
"Hey Giyu, how do ya think the dirt tastes?" Sanemi shouted up at him with a teasing smirk, proud at how he aimed the dirt clump. Giyu stared at him for a few more seconds, rolling his eyes before making a loud "bleh!" noise and sticking his tongue out in disgust.
"Is that your only form of communication, cat?" He shouted back, mocking Giyu with a name he made for him a while back. "Or are you justy too lazy to utter words?" He smirked still, looking up at Giyus deadpanned face as Giyu rolled his eyes again and flopped over on his side, letting his shins and ankles hang over the edge and droop.
Sanemi snorted and rolled his eyes as he folded his arms. He was amused when he saw that the idiot was just splayed out like a cat, hence his nickname. The thought of pulling Giyu off the roof by his hanging ankles crossed his mind but decided against it, deciding it could be more fun to play around with this new plaything of his. Sanemi took out a piece of candy from his pocket and tossed it at the Giyus head, "Go get it!" He shouted, "And if you've never heard of this so-called 'candy', you're one dumb cat."
Giyu was either too lazy to move or not paying much attention, since it hit him square in the forehead, causing him to yelp and catch it as it bounced off of his head. He stared at it in his hands for a few seconds before taking it from the wrapper and eating it with a slight smile.
Sanemi chuckled a bit at his smile, then threw up another piece, throwing it high enough to where Giyu would have to sit up to catch it, which is exactly what happened. Giyu sat up just enough to catch it, his legs from knee down now swinging happily off the side of the roof and he held the small candy in his hands before putting it on the roof next to where he sat.
Sanemi smirked at the actions of him, acting like he was trained to catch random candy rather than being a well-known Hashira. Suddenly an idea came to him and he looked back at Giyu who was sitting there, happily swinging his legs and watching Sanemis movements closely. "Hey idiot, you should do this for me. Stay there.." He said as if he was talking to a small child or animal before stepping closer to the roof and holding up a few candies to Giyu. "Here since you're just such a good cat." He teased, watching as Giyu tried to reach the candies in his hand and couldn't. Giyu flailed his arm for a second before giving up and repositioning to laying on his stomach and hanging on the roof by his waist and on arm gripping tightly to the shingles. He took the candies and placed them in a pile with the other one, still hanging from the roof as he stared down at Sanemi.
Sanemi was impressed by the idiot's dedication to his candy, he even risked falling 10 feet just to put more candy in his little stash on the roof. His smirk widened at the sight, "Good... very good. You can have more! Stay." Sanemi tossed up another piece of candy and waited with a slight grin to see what this idiot would do next. Giyu caught it midair with his outstretched arm, turning around and sitting up as he put it in his pile with a pleased look.
"Hey if you come down, I'll give you more candy~" Sanemi beckoned Giyu over with another few pieces, waving them in the air. Giyu stared at it for a bit before dropping his little stash to the ground and free falling to the ground, not really caring about the fact he landed on his face after. Giyu just stood up and walked over to Sanemi, taking the candy and eating it with a smile as his nose started to bleed.
"What's wrong? Did you bump your nose, idiot cat?" Sanemi snickered smugly as he watched the idiot walk towards him. His eyes narrowed when the idiot's nose began to bleed, and he suddenly realized the idiot has no sense of self preservation. Giyu pinched his fingers together in the air, meaning a little, then held his hand out for more candy, acting like a little kid on a playground, just getting hurt so easily and only caring about candy.
Sanemi had to admit, this idiot was quite strange. His whole demeanor was just so odd. He was enjoying his interactions with this cat boy a little too much. "Hey, stupid, you're bleeding," he pointed out the idiot's bleeding nose to him as he tossed him another piece of candy for good measure, hitting him in the nose so he would see the blood on the candy wrapper and notice his own nosebleed.
"..oh." Giyu said in a soft and mumbly tone before just shrugging his shoulders a bit and unwrapping the candy, eating it and not caring about the nosebleed. He made another sigh of frustration. "Look at your nose, then use your brain for a second. Think about what could cause bloody noses. I'll give you a hint, it's not candy." Giyu stared at him for a few seconds before dumbly pointing at the roof, then at the spot he hit the ground after he fell. "Now you got it! Good boy! So now that you figured that out, wipe the damn blood off your nose." Sanemi started off in a kinder, yet still teasing tone at first then just switched to complete mockery and a slightly condescending tone towards the end of his comment. Giyu wiped the majority of the blood off with his sleeve, but it kept flowing for a good bit before it stopped and his face was just smeared with a bit of red in the spot where the blood sat.
"Are you stupid?" Sanemi asked as he grabbed Giyus chin with one hand and wiping under his nose with the other hand, not caring if he were being too harsh and ignoring Giyus noises of protest. "Can you stop moving for a moment? Damn." Sanemi mumbled as he licked his thumb and tried wiping the blood off again, this time getting it mostly off and letting go of Giyus chin and giving him another candy. "Behave. And don't do that again you idiot."
Giyu kinda just stared at him more, then just gave a small hum and a nod as he took the candy from him and just stared at it. Sanemi watched him for a bit, noticing the look on Giyus face seeming lost in thought. "Hey, you good over there? You look a little spaced out." Sanemi said in a less teasing tone and more caring, which was oddly surprising for him.
Giyu looked up and gave Sanemi a small grin, holding the candy up to Sanemis mouth. "Thanks for caring." He said happily as Sanemi smiled back at him biting down on the candy, leaving it hanging from the corner of his mouth as he ruffled Giyus hair playfully. "Idiot likes his candy, huh?"
A/N (1530 words) Ok this is just a chat where Sanemi was throwing candy at me and i was just playing along with it for candy (i rp as giyu cause its easier to make plot lol)
but yeah, i changed a lot of it.
i freehanded most of it, unlike the last one shot, which was mostly based directly off of the chat, so this was a fun experiment! :D
i might post another tonight cause im really bored but its like 2am so idk.
i have zero clue why im always working at night bro 😭 i cant write for shit on my phone, i need my computer for this. :(((
