wrong number, sunghoon

two

DUMB BITCHES

hayeon
u guys
my head
is KILLING me
how much did i even drink last night
after shot number 3 it's all a blur

jiwon
BITCH YOURE ALIVE???

sohee
FINALLY
WE'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU ALL MORNING
ITS 2 PM HAYEON

hayeon
hey don't yell at me!
you're making my hangover worse

jiwon
girl you can't even hear us

hayeon
i can picture your voices and that's enough

sohee
how rude💔
anyways
what happened with you and jeonghyeon last night
you two seemed awfully close when the rest of us left early

jiwon
yeah did he end up taking you home

hayeon
omg.
i totally forgot about this until now
but i walked home alone last night
and talked to this random stranger to keep me safe
crazy experience
wait maybe i dreamed that
let me check my texts
NO NVM IT DEFINITELY HAPPENED

jiwon
WHAT

sohee
wait scratch all that wdym alone??
where was jeonghyeon

hayeon
well were talking
and kind of flirting ig
idk i'm flirtier when drunk
but then he left
i don't remember why
i just remember being stuck with the bill
which you will all be paying me back for btw.

sohee
yes yes ofc
but i need you to elaborate on this stranger

jiwon
^^^

hayeon
ok so i texted you jiwon
not sure what i wanted you to do but this man was following me so i needed to tell someone
and then apparently i wasn't texting you
which i didn't realize until the person who i really was texting told me
i think his name was sunhoon? sonhoon? idk
but he told me to keep texting him so he knew i was alive
so i did
and then once i got back to my room i crashed
and here we are

jiwon
there's so much to unpack.

sohee
summary: jeonghyeon is an asshole for leaving you drunk and alone and whoever this sonhoon man is is an angel

jiwon
yeah you're lucky he was so nice hayeon
things could've gone so much worse...

hayeon
shit you're right let me thank him

SONHOON

hayeon
hi stranger

sonhoon
she's alive!

hayeon
barely
but thanks to you yes
thank you for that btw

sonhoon
no problem
drunk you was entertaining

hayeon
oh god i don't even want to know what i said
i refuse to scroll up

sonhoon
it was nothing bad don't worry
just a little rambley

hayeon
oh that's me sober too i fear

sonhoon
well i guess i like you both ways then!

hayeon
i'm so honored
but seriously
you saved my ass last night
ik we have no idea who the other is but if there's any way i can make it up to you please lmk

sonhoon
i think that'll be a little hard to do from a phone
but i appreciate it
have to go to practice now hope your hangover isn't too bad🫶

DUMB BITCHES

hayeon
guys i'm in love

jiwon
with the random number you texted???

sohee
it's been ten minutes

jiwon
hayeon be honest are you still drunk....

hayeon
NO LISTEN
he sent me a heart emoji🥰
he wants me

sohee
you don't even know anything past his name?😭😭
this could be a 60 year old man you're crushing on

hayeon
ugh fineee i'll hold off the delusion until i know more

jiwon
your level of crazy will never not amaze me