wrong number, sunghoon

eight

SUNGHOON

sunghoon
hayeon
hayeon
hayeonnnnn

hayeon
hello??

sunghoon
HAYEONNNNN

hayeon
hoon are u ok..

sunghoon
i'm great now that you're here

hayeon
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ABOUT THE FLIRTING

sunghoon
i can't help it
you're just so pretty

hayeon
gonna pass out pls stop

sunghoon
hehe
i have a secrettt
do you want to know

hayeon
ok something's definitely up with u you never text like this
hold on
ARE YOU DRUNK??

sunghoon
...
maybe

hayeon
oh how the tables turn
don't walk home alone and text a stranger to get you there safely ok
learn from my mistakes!

sunghoon
but that made you meet me
happy mistake

hayeon
you're sm nicer when drunk
it feels weird
bring back sarcastic hoon

sunghoon
HAYEON
HI
IT'S JAKE AGAIN

hayeon
omg hi jake
are you drunk too or are you just always like this

sunghoon
yes!
but hayeon

hayeon
what's up

sunghoon
i want to be friends too
with you

hayeon
i'm honored
you can steal my number from sunghoon if you want

sunghoon
UR A GENIUS
ok will text u from my own phone now hold on

UNKNOWN

unknown
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hayeon
don't even have to guess who this is
hi jake

HAYEON CHANGED UNKNOWN TO JAKE

jake
HI BFF
you know sunghoon never talks about you
so i had to take matters into my own hands!
and here we are

hayeon
why would sunghoon talk about me?

jake
because you're prettyyyyyy

hayeon
you've seen my face?

jake
no
just heard about it

hayeon
?????

jake
GOTTA GO LEADER IS CALLING ME BYEEEEE

hayeon
leader???
ppl say the weirdest things when drunk

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SUNGHOON

sunghoon
oh jesus christ
what did i say last night
whatever it was i'm sure it wasn't great
i apologize in advance

hayeon
hi hoon
you were fine
i learned some new things about you though
you talk a lot more freely when drunk

sunghoon
fuck
what did i say
did i say what i think i said
please tell me i didn't

hayeon
ummm i don't know what you think you said but it was nothing bad
you just called me pretty
and jake told me you told him i was pretty
so i was feeling very complimented last night

sunghoon
oh thank god
WAIT
JAKE WHAT

ENIDIOTS

sunghoon
jake
enjoy your last few minutes of breathing i stg

jay
what'd he do now

jake
I LITERALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING???

sunghoon
hayeon.

jake
oh...
so maybe i kind of did something
BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS DRUNK JUST LIKE YOU

heeseung
who tf is hayeon

sunno
WAIT
IS THIS THE GIRL FROM BEFORE OMG

niki
MY SHIP

jake
guys please he's already mad enough at me don't make it worse...

sunghoon
yes it's her

jungwon
omg what did jake do??

jake
i just accidentally said he's talked about her being pretty

jay
jake....

jake
IT JUST SLIPPED OUT OK

heeseung
is it really that bad if she knows you find her pretty
i mean you obviously like her

sunghoon
what
no i don't
she's just good looking
that's all

sunoo
the denial....

jungwon
sunghoon we've known you for years and have never seen you act like this
you can lie to yourself but you can't lie to us!

niki
so in conclusion sunghoon hayeon soulmates

sunoo
exactly niki

sunghoon
i hate all of you

jake
i'm telling hayeon that you're being mean!

sunghoon
WHAT
YOU HAVE HER NUMBER???

jay
uh oh

niki
this is no fair i want to talk to her too

sunoo
yeah me too

heeseung
me too

jungwon
me too

sunghoon
absolutely not.