Dress / Gregor Clegane / Davina Targaryen

24. Pussy

''For years I have heard that little finger is a magician.' Tyrion said looking over the books 'whenever the crown needs money he rubbed his hands together and poof there was gold.'

'Let me guess he is not a magician.' Bronn said

'No.' Tyrion agreed

'Is he stealing it?'

''Worse he is borrowing it.' Davina corrected. 

'And what's wrong with that?' Bronn questioned turning to her.

"Because the capital is broke due to Roberts need for feasts and whores." Davina suggested. "Hey I have a... hypothetical." 

"Oh no." Tyrion leaned back in his chair. "I have too many problems of my own, Davina."

"Its a hypothetical problem. Not really even a problem." Davina assured. "The wildfire, is there more?"

"If there was I wouldnt tell you." Tyrion countered. 

"Rude."

"WIth your history with fire?" Tyrion countered, giving her his best pointed look but she wasnt looking at him as she wandered the room. 

"I like fire, so what? It's in my blood. You got to set fire to the water, why can't I have a few jars?"

"A few jars for what?" Tyrion demanded. 

"Things." Davina offered. 

"You not telling me these things is concerning." Tyrion agreed. 

"Killing your sister." Davina offered quickly and Bronn laughed out. 

"Yes!" Bronn declared slapping his knee. "Do that." 

"Where is it?" Davina agreed. 

"I'm not giving you wildfire because I know you too well Davina, you are not using it to kill my sister, you want something more personal than that for her when her time comes." Tyrion corrected confidently. Davina grumbled slapping her hands down on the desk before him.

"It's important and I promise when the time comes to kill off your evil family, you are not included in that." Davina demanded but Podrick came back with a little sheepish smile on his face.

 'Ah the returning hero! does he have a little jump in his step?' Tyrion questioned. 

''The lad is practically skipping' Bronn agreed.

"What are you on about?" Davina countered confused. 

''You were gone a long time I assume you got your moneys worth or should I say my moneys worth.' Tyrion said smirking over at Bronn but Podrick put the sack of gold down on his desk

'No no it was a gift Podrick this is more than I give you in a year.' Tyrion reminded him.

'He is a squire you don't pay him.' Bronn reminded him

"You dont get paid?" Davina questioned. "How do you live?"

''Oh then it's much more than I give you a year.' Tyrion said embarrassed he really had no idea where any money was going.

'They would not take it my Lord.' Podrick corrected. 

''Maybe she was trying to gain some favor with the new master coin?" Bronn suggested as Tyrion give him a puzzled look

'Have you ever known a whore to turn down Gold?' Tyrion questioned

'they didn't want the money...'

'They are happy enough to take it when I gave it to them.' Tyrion remarked.

'What did you tell them?" Bronn questioned

'I didnt tell them anything.' Podrick answered. 

"You gifted him whores?" Davina realized. "Men are so gross."

''What did you do to them?' Tyrion questioned eagerly. 

''Lots of things.' he said slowly, very confused. 

''And they seem to like these things?' Tyrion questioned

'Very much my lord.'

'Of course they seem to like it they are paid to seem to like it.' Bronn said

'Only they were not paid.' Tyrion remarked.

'What are you saying that these ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him their time for free?' Bronn questioned.

'Is that what you're telling us?' Tyrion asked Podrick nodded slowly.

'Sit down Podrick.' Tyrion requested and Bronn gave him his seat

'We are going to need details copious details.' Tyrion said pouring a drink. 

"And I want you to show us on Davina's gorgeous self." Bronn added waggling his eyebrows at her. Davina laughed out. "What?" Bronn countered. "If he's as good as-"

"Nothing. Im just picturing the size of podricks cock." Davina admitted. "Once you have felt what i have from a man all else will be... dwarf sized."

"You havent seen my cock." Tyrion challenged

"Nor do i want to after feeling Gregors inside me."

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"Yes." Olenna agreed. 

"Good." Davina answered, they shook on it. "Do you know where one might get wildfire?" 

"No." Olenna answered. 

"Shame." Davina murmured. 

"ONce this is in motion..." 

"It will move quickly." Davina confirmed. 

"And once we begin."

"There will be no stopping us." 

"I want my son Garlan on your council." 

"As what?"

"Maester of war."

"Is he a good soldier, does he know of war?"

"Commander then, he is a good fighter." 

"I'm hoping to track down Selmy." Davina countered. "He is the closest thing i have to family. But sure, in the meantime-"

"I dont want in the mean times, I want solid-"

"Fine. Selmy needs to retire anyways. But if he sucks ass he's out." 

"fair enough." Olenna agreed. 

"and what of Tommen and Myrcella?"

"Get rid of them." Olenna suggested. "Easier that way. I know  you have a soft spot for children but-"

"I promise to take care of Ned Starks girls, I can't take care of them and kill two other innocents." Davina remarked. "I have a soul."

"As do I, for those that matter." 

"And you dont think-" Davina silenced herself as Arya came running up, bleeding. 

"She wanted to train, dont bitch about it when you lose." Gregor corrected. 

"Be gentle with her." Davina scolded. 

"You have become a mother duck." Olenna remarked rising up. "I will do what needs to be done." 

"Not Tommen." Davina rasped. "I will take care of him."

"You mean mother duck him." Olenna corrected glancing down at Arya who was clinging to Davina. 

"I thought he was going to chop my arm off!" arya declared. 

"Gregor-"

"She wanted to train." 

"You could go easy on her." Davina sassed. 

"What good would that do?" Gregor challenged. "She would be a pussy forever."