Summary: Shawn needs to get something off his chest, and the person he goes to is none other than Juliet.
Word Count: 317
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Juliet was filling out paperwork from their last case when Shawn had grabbed her and lead her to the conference room, which was conveniently empty. Before she could get a word in, Shawn blurted out "I need to confess something."
Still a little perturbed, but also curious, she asked "Okay? What is it?"
"Well. I'm kind of, for lack of a better word, crushing on someone here-"
Any anger she might have had leftover immediately melted away. "Oh my gosh, Shawn that's great! Who is it?"
He winces a little and says "-You're really not gonna like who I say."
"Oh, I'm sure it can't be that bad."
"I don't know Jules..."
"It's okay. Just- just rip it off. Like a bandaid."
"Alright then." He takes a deep breath. "It's Lassie."
There's a beat of silence, and then-
"Put the bandaid back on."
"Jules, what the heck?!"
"I'm sorry, that was completely uncalled for-"
"Yeah! It kind of was!"
"But... Carlton?"
"Yes, 'Carlton'. Who else?"
"I don't know. Literally anyone?"
"Oh my god." He collapsed into one of the chairs, letting his head fall into his hands.
"What's going on?"
They both startle, looking at the door of the conference room, which was now blocked by the head detective himself.
Juliet stumbled for an excuse. "Carlton! We were- Uhhmm- well- we were just- just talking aboutttt-"
"About...?"
"-abouttt that new taco place that just opened up!" Shawn helped.
She nodded a little too enthusiastically. "Yeah! Yes! We were planning on going there later."
Lassiter raised an eyebrow, not looking thoroughly convinced.
"Well, I gotta, uhh, head out, Gus just called and there's a client that needs... spiritual... help... Bye." Shawn lightly pushed past Lassiter and quickly headed out.
He looked at Juliet, still confused, and asked "What was that all about?"
She tried — and only moderately failed — to act casual. "Oh, just Shawn being Shawn, I guess."
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Shassie oneshots, i guess
FanfictionLike the title says, just Shassie. I wrote and posted the first few on tumblr and ao3 before finally deciding to maybe publish them here as well. I also take requests, I just ask that none of them include any smut or lemons or limes or anything.
