[SATIRE] TADC x Reader 🎪🎉💖🏳️‍🌈

MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL!! MICHAELLLL!!! HELP ME!!!!

One lovely wovely jovely dovely day you were minding your own business, then you tripped over a crack on the side walk and fell over clumsily and quirkily. When you looked up there was a lost forgotten and abandoned Meta Quest 3! Wowie! You pick it up and steal it, safely securing it in your barbie dream car. You put the seat belt over it all snug so it doesn't break into a million pieces when you commit a Felix Kranken down the street.

You start drinking and driving to your house, you crash into a lamppost before hopping out of the car and violently dragging the Meta Quest 3 from it's seat. You go inside your rat infested house and place down the Meta Quest 3.

"Zoo-Wee-Mama!" you say looking at your new borrowed Meta Quest 3. "I sure hope it has beat saber!!" You unbox it, propping up your phone to record an epic review video, just like your idol, Ryan's Toy Reviews!

Once you take it out you shove it on without even checking for any remains left by previous owners. You almost immediately catch some kind of disease but before you could die dramatically, you get sucked into another world.

You wake up in a magical world, so colorful and gay!!! You look around in amazement. "Woah, sick VR chat world my dudes!"

Everyone turns around to you in complete and utter disgust.

"Ew." Jax says, he rejects the mere sight of you. He holds his non exsistant nose, that's how bad you smell.

"Oh, hey there-!" Ragatha says before she catches a whiff, she recoils, almost fainting before holding her nose too. She smiles awkwardly trying to be nice.

Gangle starts coughing and falls to the ground unable to breathe.

Zooble couldn't give less of a shit. They transcended past the need for breathing a long time ago.

Kinger turns into dust. Just like his Wife did.

Caine appears. "Woah! Hey there, seems a new human has entered this realm--" He says enthusiastically, he then stops, he lays his eyes on you for the first time. He either can't stop staring because he's in love with you or because you're horrific. His eyes deflate and zip around the room like a balloon. "I-"

Bubble comes out to see what all the fuss is before evaporating immediately.

"Hi! I'm Y/N! Who are you people?" You ask cutely.

Caine snaps out of it before zooming over. "Well well! You're a special one aren't you!? I've never seen someone like you before!" He says delighted, fluttering his eyelashes and clasping his hands together.

Jax sighs "Whatever, this is stupid. Tell me when you get the newbie to take a bath, they're stinkin' up the place..." He walks off. You were just that cool I guess.

"Oh, uh, yeah, me too! I'll see you later-!" Ragatha says quickly rushing to where Jax went.

Gangle was able to drag herself away before died from stinky farts. Which let's be honest, if you died and the entire circus got a notification at the bottom of their vision saying 'Gangle perished to stinky farts' Minecraft style, that'd be quite embarrassing.

Kinger's dust flew away following the rest.

Zooble stayed to silently judge you the entire time.

"It seems everyone else has left! Oh well, guess little old me will have to show you around!" Caine says, he then engaged in an Undertale battle with you where he proceeded to throw little white Friendliness pellets at you.

When the brutal fight was over, he actually gave you a tour. He teleported you outside.

"These are the grounds, here we have the Digital Lake, a carnival and--"

Suddenly the moon started talking to Caine. "I love you Cainus Wainus. 💖" She said.

Caine's jaw dropped, he had to contain himself, so he dragged you to the void. "This is the void." He said "There's literally nothing out here. Except my Wattpad Library. But if you go looking for it I will have to execute you." He smiles cutely after threatening you.

You are both teleported back to the tent, mainly because the writer is too lazy to write the rest of the intro.

Once you're back, Caine turns to you, he coughs. "So. You free tonight?"

"Yeah, I mean, I'm trapped here forever until my mental health and or wellbeing completely goes to shambles and I'm forced to turn into an unstoppable monster as my brain deteriorates and my memories get erased, shoved in a dark hole to dwell on nothing as others just like me consume me and drag me deeper into a state of nothing. So yeah I'm free."

"I have no idea how you know all that whenever I never told you any of that but I'm just gonna pretend this is written well!! So, how about 3AM, Carnival, tonight?" He says leaning against a wall edgily and checking his invisible nails for dirt.

"Sure bestie!! See you!!" You run off like a goofy goober to your room where you reside until 3AM to see Caine for some mysterious unknown reason! Maybe he wants your pancreas, who knows!