Dex

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Me: *looks at cuts on wrist* hmmm
Danny: Don't think about it
Me: Am not its just I don't remember me doing this....
Danny: well we found out that Haley aka the bitch cursed u
Me: Why?!
Jordon: Probably she liked u or maybe Jeff
Me: If she did like me why would she curse me?
Jordon: Idk
Danny: It's simple she likes Jeff or she wanted to ruin ur and Jeff's relationship
Me: well am going to the bathroom
Jordon: Maybe going to jerk off..,
Me: Dude stfu *walks to the bathroom looks in the mirror* Meh *looks down at the sink spitting out blood* Damnit!!!! *looks up at the mirror seeing another me with greens eyes* AHHHHH!!!!!
Danny: Bruh u ok?!
Me: Yeah why?!
Jordon: Cuz u were screaming
Me: oh sorry about that
Danny: It's ok just get urself clean up... U have blood all over the sink and ur face *walks away*
~An hour Later Is In the Woods~
Me: *leans on a tree*
Dex: Hello Jane *smirks*
Me: Back the hell away!!! *sees another Max but with green eyes*
Dex: Calm Down Jane
Me: And Don't call me Jane
Dex: Why Max?
Me: Cuz it's my middle name and I hate it
Dex: Hmm Maxwell Jane Von Killered?
Me: Who r u and How do u know my name!!!!
Dex: Well Jane I'm u
Me: What?
Dex: It's true am part of u. I act like u I think like u I kinda talk like u....
Me: Um So u Good or Bad
Dex: Depends
Me: Depends on what?!
Dex: Well me being like u I guess I can change *hair changes into a green* So Jane-
Me: Don't me that *growls softly*
Dex: Fine Max... I'm Dex.. Dex Von Killered I'm part of u. And I know everything about u Plus I know what ur thinking
Me: ok guess what am thinking
Dex: U r thinking about some guy who's shirtless has raven colored hair- now u have a boner
Me: *blushes* So um if U r part of me then why r u-
Dex: Real?! here talking to u. Well when Haley cursed u She let me free...
Me: then why was I so mean
Dex: That was Haley's doing
Me: Oh ok
Jeff: Princess?!
Dex: *pushes Max against the tree* Just saying I can be mean and mess with u. When u asked if am good or bad.... Am bad... *lets go of Max, walks a bit and smirks while looking at Max then disappears*
Me: J-Jeff?!
Jeff: Oh there u r *hugs tightly* Taylor is here...
Me: She having a shit attack!!??
Jeff: Yup *pulls from hug*
Me: Carry me home pls!!!! *Has open arms*
Jeff: Sure Princess *picks up his princess bridal style running to the house*
Me: *buries face in Jeff's chest*
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Me: Yup Meet Dex he is a complete asshole
Dex: HEY AM NOT- wait U JUST CALLED URSELF AN ASSHOLE TOO!!!!
Me: Screw u-
Dex: WHEN?!
Me: STFU!!! anyways So Dex is kinda of my self conscious
Dex: BRUH!!!!
Me: Ugh What?!
Dex: What do gays get for Christmas?!
Me: what?!
Dex: A erection set!!!!!
Me: Dude fuck off!!!!
Dex: Love u too!!!
Me: *growls* Ok so here's info about The asshol- I mean Dex
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Name: Dex (He is part of Max) Von Killered

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Height: 7 ft. 5 in.

Sexual: Bisexual

Looks: Green a little spiky hair kinda covering His left eye. Green sparkling eyes sometimes turns gray when sad.

Wears: A green short sleeve button up shirt with a gray vest a gray tie underneath. black dress pants and green converses.

Likes: green things... Picking on Max, snowy/cold days, rain, fall, loves cookies, soda, brownies, strawberries, broccoli (nerd), hot nerd chicks, prancing ppl, and LOVES wolves

Dislikes: Seeing his friends cry, cats (he and Tay hate each other) Taylor-Ender-Neko ..., bullies, medicine, summer, hot days, seeing ppl cut or self harming, and HATES Cilan

Hybrid: Leaf dragon wolf half cat (which he hates about)

Special Abilities: Apportation - disappearance or teleportation
Death-warning - A vision of a living person death to his or her death.
Levitation - Bodily levitation and flying.
Psychokinesis - The ability to manipulate objects by the power of thought.
Telepathy - Transfer of thoughts, words or emotions in someone else's thoughts
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Everyone: HI!!!
Tay: *hisses at Dex*
Dex: *growls at Taylor*
Me: Hey both of me stop it!!!!
Dex & Tay: Fine
Me: So hope u enjoy and Bye I guess
Dex: BYE BITCHEZ!!!!!!
Me: Help me!!!! DEX!!!!

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