Soooo o got really bored and Danny said we should bake cookies so I was like ok and me and Danny were alone when the rest went to go see pitch perfect 2
Danny: Soo we need eggs molk-
Me: Wait what's molk???
Danny: I mean milk!!!
Me: lol u say it funny
Danny: leave me alone princess!!!
Me: uuugghhhh
Danny: ok ok flour and butter and a large bowl
Me: ok so *puts the cookie mix in the bowl and adds water* Hey Danny boy hand me the flour
Danny: Aw no pls??!!
Me: Danny!!! Just give me the flour!!! *hops to reach the flour*
Danny: Say pls
Me: ugh fine pls!!
Danny: Hey u go princess*hands the flour over but gets everywhere*
Me: Nice one Danny boy!!! U got it all over the floor!!!
Danny: well thank u my princess *bows*
Me: Ur stupid!!! *puts the flour on the counter and gets the milk*
Danny: need help
Me: Yes u can help me getting the pans and the vegetable oil
Danny: k *walks to the cabinet and gets the vegetable oil and walks back but slips on the flour lands on back and spills the oil on the floor*
Me: DAN- *slips on oil and falls on Danny*
Danny: O.O
Me: O-O
Tay: Hey Gu- What did I say no sex or making out on the kitchen floor!!!! *puts hands on hips*
Jordan: *takes picture*
Me: We r not!!! I slip on the oil!!!
Matt: r u guys making cookies???
Me: Yea.....
Tay: Well it looks like epic fail
Me: Shut up!!!
Danny: can't..... Breathe....!!!!
Me: Oh sorry Danny!!! *gets up and helps Danny up*
Danny: It's ok Princess
Me: UUGGHHHH !!! Am going to take a shower and try to get the oil and flour out of my hair and GET THE DANNYS GEINS OFF OF ME!!!!
Danny: ok
Me: U shut up!!!!*walks up stairs*
Danny: Wait my ring!!!
Tay: ooooo
Danny: no no no-
Jordan: Hey look at Maxs Back....
Matt: Did U stab him with ur ring!!??
Danny: No maybe when we fell
Tay: Well on that case... HEY JANE!!!!
Me: WHAT!!!! *looks at them*
Tay: Stand there!!! *walks up to me and turns me around and pulls out the ring*
Me: OOOOOWWWW!!! WTF!?!? *looks at Tay and sees ring* oooo
Danny: YAY!!!! Wait there's Maxs blood on it.!!
Tay: Don't worry I will clean it!!!
Danny: ok thx Tay!!
Tay: Welcome
My back still hurts from Danny's ring
And my hair is STILL oily I took 3 showers!!!!
And STILL trying to get the flour out of my ears!!!
Well bye!!!!
