Milk/Ranks

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Dex: SO WHAT IF EVERYONE OUT RANK ME!!!
Danny: lucky u have cool abilities and u beat Haley
Dex: Thanks Danny
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dex: *punches Maxs arm*
Me: Ow -3-
Dex: *pats Maxs head* had too
Wolfy: I have a question
Dex: Got ahead
Wolfy: Do u hate the witch bitch
Dex: The Witch b-
Shade: It's Haley
Dex: Oh well I 2% like her cuz she help me get out of this emo boy
Me: Fuck u
Dex: and I hate her 1000000000000000000000000000000098838380273749273920293848401029384747830284738294746742368086421478074226890953374849393848974930474929479347837456920193847493748374938202987748492027749292037477364746420028756482749291836464648592920296464290193846748000918283848492947466483928374829104757920184578465749291837583920239849201198930482084029289747991889473847979099909891910209484848474%
Jeff: Hey Guys and Hi Princess *kisses Maxs forehead*
Me: Hey *kisses Jeff and hugs him*
Wolfy: Do u hate Jeff
Dex: Meh
Me: *turns to Dex pulling Jeff's knife out of his pocket pointing it at Dex* WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND
Everyone expect for Max: Wow O-0
Dex: I said he was cool and r u okay?!
Me: Thank u and yea just tried *throws back Jeff's knife*
Dex: ok then
Tay: WHERES MY MILK DANNY?!?!? *yells from upstairs*
Danny: Oh crap
Tay: *Is her ender snow leopard with ender wings* WHERE IS IT!!!!
*Everyone points at Dex*
Dex: Hey WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Tay: *growls deeply pinning Dex to the wall* WHERE IS MY MILK BITCH!!!!!
Dex: FIRST THING!!!! I DONT HAVE UR STUPID MILK!!!! AND SECOND THING!!!! *teleports behind Taylor but she hit him in the balls with her ender tail*
Tay: Bitch DONT TEST ME!!!!
Wolfy: Dex just tell Tay where's her milk
Dex: I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!!!
Tay: *hisses at Dex and puts paw on his crotch showing her claws on it* TELL ME OR UR DICK IS NO MORE!!!!!
Jeff: Wow she is serious about her milk
Dex: DAMN U PLAY DIRTY!!! ITS ON THE ROOF!!!
Me: WTF do u have it up there?!
Dex: Idk
Tay: IF THAT MILK IS SPOIL U HAVE TO BUY ME A SUPPLY OF MILK!!!!!!! *lets go Dex and flies up to the roof*
Everyone: O.O
Me: Yup well Bye I guess?!
Everyone: BYE!!!!!

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