Dex: I'm bored
Me: well Dex idk what to tell u
Dex: AMMM BBBOOORRREEEDDDD!!!!
Tay: Hi bored!!! I'm Taylor!!!!!
Dex: screw u
Tay: Fuck off!!!
Me: Hey knock it off!!!
Dex: She started it
Me: Who cares who started it!!!! Even shade is more responsible than u guys!!!!
Shade: Thank u
Dex: *growls at Tay* Am going for a walk *walks away to the back door*
Tay: *whispers* cock-sucker
Dex: That's IT!!!!! *tackles Tay pinning her to the wall*
Me: GUYS!!!!!
*Tay forms into her 2 head fire/ice dragon (not mega form) growling deeply at Dex flipping them over Tay throws him to the wall picking him up by the collar of his shirt throwing him back to the ground with Taylor sitting on him turning back to her neko/human form*
Tay: Say it Dex
Dex: say what
Tay: U know
Dex: Know what
Tay: Just say it!!!!
Dex: Fine.... *takes a deep breath* Taylor isn't a Freak Milk... She is a Milk Goddess... And Dex is a stupid lying cock-sucker...*looks at Max* And Max is a Nerd
Me: Pffff u wish I was a hot nerd chick
Shade: Lol I wish I could ship u guys!!!
Tay: OMG
Me: no pls NO!!!!! SHADE SEE WHAT U STARTED!!!!
Shade: Welcome
Me: *face palms*
Dex: I have our ship name!!!
Me: Don't tell me
Dex: Mex
Tay: Sounds weird but okay!!! YUS!!! *runs around the house for Wolfy*
Dex: Dude calm down Tay isn't going to make some fanfic about-
Tay: I DID IT!!!! *yells from upstairs*
Dex: Holy fuck.
Me: ._. Pls no
Tay: I could do this for pay back buutttt i can't to that Jex.
Dex: Cool
Shade: How about a threesome?
Me: O.O
Tay: PFFFFFFFFFFF NICE ONE SHADE!!!!! *starts laughing*
Shade: Jeff and Dex can both fuck Max!!!!
Me: o.o
Dex: *pokes Max* He's dead or U broke him
Tay: *is on the fall laughing* Was probably broke him
Danny: Am back from the st- *gets attacked by Wolfy*
Wolfy: WHERE MY MONSTERS I TOLD U TO GET!!!!???
Danny: H-Here *hands Wolfy a bag full of monsters* and Taylor ur milk is on the counter
Tay: *stops laughing and walks to the kitchen* YAY TANKS DANNY!!!! *drinks milk peacefully*
Danny: Welcome *walks upstairs*
Dex: *draws a dick on Maxs cheek writing on top of it saying Jeff's Dick* Like my art work!!!?
Tay: Beautiful!!! Just draw a mustache
Dex: *draws a mustache* there!!!
Tay: more beautiful
Me: *twitches* What?!
Wolfy: *drinking a monster* PFFFFFFF!!!! Nice mustache Max
Me: What *runs to bathroom*
*Everyone burst out laughing*
Me: *screams* DEX UR DEAD!!!!
Dex: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!
