annabeth: you know that boy percy? i love him so much. he's so sweet and so funny and so kind. and he's so heroic and handsome. he's saved my life so many times. i would die for him.
percy: hey annabeth!
annabeth: ugh stupid seaweed brain why are you here? go drown somebody or something it's not my fault you're so stupid, you stupid seaweed brain.
percy:
annabeth: no i do not like you even though i cried at your funeral! i was crying tears...of...joy! stupid seaweed brain. go away nobody likes you
percy: okay annabeth
annabeth: see, isn't he sweet? i love him
