My Thoughts Taint Your Look [ a regretevator partybeetle au ] [SMUTFIC]

Breakfast

The lights of the morning sun made Pest wake up, stretching as he was still tired. The first thing he noticed was that he was more cold than usual...because his jacket was gone. The second was that he noticed that he was not in his bed, or in his den in general. That's when he saw them. Poob. Sleeping right next to him with his jacket on. The memories of what happened last night started to flood in his head, making him blush lightly as he got up. Did they really do that? During a party of all places? He didn't want to think about it. His original plan was to leave Poob off in his house, but he got tired and didn't want to drag himself to the elevator again to get home. Instead, he just went to sleep with Poob, something that was now embarrassing Pest. He debated on grabbing his jacket back, but seeing how it was one of the only things they were wearing at the moment, he decided not to do it. He could just grab it when they wake up later on.

Pest walked out of Poob's room, giving himself a little tour of their place. He didn't give it much notice last night, as if he even cared. As he looked around, he spotted a fridge and pantry. Pest decided to rummage through the pantry, finding some pancake mix. Even if Poob wouldn't want him to eat their food, he didn't give two shits. He was hungry and felt like making something. Well, for himself anyways. Besides, it'll give him something to do while he waits for Poob to wake up. There was no way he was leaving without his jacket. He grabbed the necessary ingredients for the pancakes, getting out a bowl and mixer to mix all the ingredients in. As he put everyone in and started to mix, he thought about Wallter's words.

[ Even a one time experience can change your views on them. ]

Well, he was right. He would've never guessed Poob was someone to be that kinky and horny. He questioned whether that was just something Poob did for one night, or was a normal occurrence for themselves when partying. He searched through their utensils, finding a skillet, and putting it on the stove to let it heat up. It gave him time to look around the place, seeing as there was nothing else to keep him entertained. Poob lived in a small apartment, one that was pretty comforting with its shades of blue. The only thing that ruined the aesthetic was that it was decorated with all sorts of party supplies, like if Poob was going to have a birthday party. Did they seriously always think about parties? Their place seemed to be pretty high up too, judging by a nearby window that Pest peered through. He noticed that Poob had a TV, with a book of some kind next to it. Looking up close, he noticed it was a diary, decorated with party themed stickers. His curiosity wanted to look at the contents inside, but he remembered he had a skillet to take care of. He'll probably look through it while Poob isn't looking. As time passed, Pest made himself a stack of pancakes, putting them on the dining table and taking a bite. As expected,they were as good as Pest can do. So much so, he didn't notice Poob taking a seat right next to him.

" Hai Pest! I didn't know that you stayed! " Poob said with excitement. Pest looked up at Poob's direction, seeing that they were now wearing a similar outfit from their usual look. Well, besides their own jacket, in which they were just wearing a tank top. " ...where's my jacket? " Pest asked. " Oh! Uhm, I put it in the washer so you can get it back all clean and tidy! I just thought it was the best thing to do, I wouldn't have done that if I knew you were still here! '' Poob explained. " 素晴らしい. 今、私は本当にここにもっと長く留まらなければなりません. " Pest muttered to himself. " Ooo, you made breakfast? " Poob said, looking at the stack of pancakes that Pest made. " only for myself. Make something on your own. " Pest replied, trying to quietly eat 'his' food. " aww, ok. " Poob replied. "Oh! By the way, how did you know where I lived? I was really surprised when I woke up in my bed! " Poob exclaimed. " ...I asked someone in the party about it, that's all. " Pest replied, still eating his breakfast. " Oh, ok! Anyways, thanks for taking me back home! Usually when I'm at parties I end up staying the night over, but it was nice that you brought me to my apartment! I probably wouldn't have made it back, especially after last night- " Poob was immediately interrupted by Pest quickly sliding the pancakes in their direction, handing them a fork. " Here. Eat. " Pest said. " ...ok! " Poob said, not questioning Pest's actions as they started chowing down. " mmm, this is really good! You're like, really good at cooking! " Poob said, their mouth still stuffed with the chewed up pancakes. '' don't mention it. And keep your mouth closed, didn't you learn that talking with your mouth full is disrespectful? " Pest said. Poob just nodded in agreement, eating the pancakes with a smile. Pest didn't want to do that, in fact he was regretting it just now. He was still hungry and they were so good. But Poob attempting to mention what happened last night made him freak out a little. He still didn't want to fully admit he basically hate fucked someone he despised, especially at a bathroom of all places. Was Poob not ashamed as well?

" so uh, what are you doin today? " Poob asked, giving the courtesy of talking after they swallowed their food " it's none of your business. " Pest said, putting his feet up on the table. He actually didn't know what to do that day. Usually on a Sunday he'd just sleep in his den or fuck around with a new mechanical project. " Oh, well Infected is coming over today! We're going to plan parties and play games together! " Poob said, finishing up on Pest's pancakes. " あなたのパーティー志向の性格は私をイライラさせます. " Pest muttered. " So, when is your friend coming over? " He asked, looking at the noob. " Uhm...I don't know. What time is it? " Poob asked. Pest got out his phone, looking at the time. " ...9:27 A.M. Why do you ask? " " Oh! Because he should be- "

Ding

" ...here now! "

Pest looked over, hearing the faint sound of the regretevator and someone's footsteps. A brunette skater entered, waving as they sniffled for a bit. " wazzup Poob! " Infected said, plopping down on Poob's couch. He managed to lay down in a way so he could say the two, despite the position making his back pain feel worse. " Hai Infected! " Poob exclaimed, waving back at infected. " wooahhh, hey there beetle dude. " infected said, giving another wave to Pest. Pest just gave a small wave, dismissing the skater immediately. " Heard the two of you were hanging out at a party, that's radical. " Infected said, having a small sneezing fit for a bit. " Yeah! It was amazing! Wasn't it fun Pest? " Poob asked, looking at Pest. " ...It was mediocre. " Pest said, dismissing the question. " heh, we'll the two of you look like it was fun...actually, You don't look so good yourself, Poob. " Infected said, only being particularly interrupted by the sniffles of his sickness. Pest was confused for a second, looking at Poob to see what he meant.

Oh yeah

The bite marks.

" ...私は行かなければならない. "

Pest got up, quickly shuffling off. " Aw, leaving so soon, Pest? What about your jacket? " Poob asked. "Keep it. Give it back to me whenever you can. " Pest said, not even saying a goodbye or even giving a glance at the two as he went off to try to catch the elevator before it left. Luckily, he nearly missed it. He was NOT going to stay after Infected pointed out what he did to Poob the night before. Poob and Infected were left alone together, not wanting to question his sudden leave. " ...so uh. You wanna get started with the party planning? " Poob asked. " mmm, no thanks, I just wanna hang out for the day. " Infected said, getting into a more comfortable position. " aww, ok! " Poob said.

They can still do some party planning later.

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