Prince of radio and hell (BnhaxHazbinxHelluva)

prologue (the pilot)

Izuku pov

I'm just simply walking out of cannibal town after visiting Auntie Rosie. I'm just minding my own business while simply eating an arm that Rosie has given me as a snack. I stopped walking to see the 666 news, with other sinners and imps.

"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy." Kate says
"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" Tom announced

We all see an image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown. I shake my head at that. Typical turf war shit.

"Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!" Tom says
"That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" Kate smirks out

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown. I shake my head in knowing.

"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom asks
"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!" Kate smirks "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!" Tom says
"Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say -  No dick?" Kate says while pouring boiling hot coffee on Tom

"Ugh... not again!" Tom groans out

Then the screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain.....

"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Kate says

We see her crushing her mug. Then faces Tom.

"Suck it up, you little bi-!" Kate snarls

Then, a commercial comes up, something about Blitz business... I shrug at that. I teleported to the news station to see Charlie and Vaggie talking quietly.

"Yo sis, you'll do great" I say

They both look at me, and Charlie eyes glitter open. I throw the now meatless bone at a random camera guy.

"Vin! I'm glad you're here!" Charlie cheers

She hugs me tightly, and I just pat her head.

"Giving her prep talk, I'm guessing" I say
"Yeah. Just trying to make her not sing" vaggie says

I just deadpan at that. Yeah, Charlie gets carried away... a lot.

"I agree with Vaggie, sis. No singing" I say
"Wha....fine..." Charlie whines
"I still don't understand how you're older.... but you act like my age" I say
"Well, too bad!" Charlie says

She let's go of me and struts to Kate.

"Hiii! I'm Charlie." Charlie say

She tries to get a hand shake. However, Kate stares in disgust, while blowing smoke out and thrown the cig she had in her hand.

"Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!" Kate says

I roll my eyes at that and hop on the table next to me.

"Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?" Charlie asks
"What's the bet that Charlie will sing?" I ask Vaggie
"100%" vaggie says

I nod my head to agree to that.

"Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." Kat says while poking Charlie