Murder family

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Izuku pov

"So let me get this straight... you vanished 7 years ago, at exactly the same day and time as mum vanish. However, you can't say why due to some stupid secrecy" I summarise
"Precisely!" Father says

I groan and rub my face in frustration. What am I going to do with him...

"Lighten up, son! Firstly, you're never dressed without a smile! Secondly, I'm back now, so we have all the time of hell to catch up!" He says

I shake my head at that. My phone starts ringing. I pull it out, and I see Father disgust at the sight of it. I roll my eyes and look at the contact. I frown as it's an unknown number. So I answered it.

"If your a conartist or better yet some stupid fucking religious freak... you better hope I don't find you and then torture your fucking arse for the rest of eternity!" I stated coldly,  the last part turing into static.
"Damn, that's one way to deal with those fuckers" a familiar voice says

Wait... I know who this is now.

"Blitz?"I ask
"Yep, you friendly psychopath assassin." He says

I just deadpan at that. Must be a new phone then.

"What do you need?" I ask
"Well, you know my business and such. We have this 'customer' who wants revenge on a family. Wanna help out? Plus, my crew wants to meet you..." He explained
"Wait, wait.... this customer wants you to kill a whole family?" I ask
"Yep. So wanna help or not?" He asks

I think and see Father went to annoy Husk.

"Sure. I got nothing better to do. Plus I need to stock up on my food supply. " I say
"Sweet! See you in 5" He says

He hangs up, and I shove my phone back into my pocket. I melt into the shadows and appear next to Blitz silently.

"-so he'll be here in-" Blitz explained
"Blitz" I say

He screamed like a girl and jumped in a hellhoud lap, but she pushed him off.

"Fucking Satan!" Blitz shouts
"Sir, when you said your friend is going to help us with this mission....YOU DIDN'T SAY IT'S THE PRINCE OF HELL! LUCIFER SON!" A small imp boy shouts

He waves his hands at me. I ignore him and lean on my mic watching the hellhound. She noticed and looks at me quietly.

"Nice to meet you, my dear. " I say
"Fuck off" she snarls

I smirk and teleport closer to her and bend down to her current eye line.

"Ah, a fiesty, beautiful hellhound." I say

Her eyes widen, and I see her tail wagging at that. I smirk like my father. I snap my fingers, and a vile appears. With the label 'syphilis cure'. Her eyes widen, and I give it her.

"For you, my dear hellhound" I say

I stand back up and lean on my mic.

"Blitz, introduce your crew to me, and let's be off" I say
"Right! This is Moxxie and his badass wife, Millie" Blitz says

I bow to them and smile at them.

"And this is my daughter, Loona." Blitz says happily

I watch as Loona flips Blitz off while taking the syphilis cure.

"Nice to meet you all. Blitz need help transporting to earth?" I ask
"Nope! Now, someone, PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!" Blitz asks
"You mean... our only ticket to the other side? Yeah. Got it."Loona says

She pulls out a grimoire... wait, is that Stolas grimoire! How in the hell did they get that?!

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Blitz says in a baby voice
"Wait, how in the 7 rings of hell, you got Stolas grimoire?!" I ask
"... I better not say how I got it..." Blitz says

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